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Grooveshark's only major music label (EMI) ends their contract (CNET news) news.cnet.com/8301-31001_3-5… 7:24 AM Apr 4th via web
SethMacFarlane Mitt Romney is the one non-handicapped guy competing in the Special Olympics, and he’s just barely winning. 8:56 AM Mar 1st via Echofon Retweeted by ThousandPounds and 2863 others
Might_be_Wrong @robdelaney like Rick Santorum? 10:22 AM Mar 1st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to robdelaney Retweeted by ThousandPounds
robdelaney Countries that treat women poorly are toilets. Sexism & Misogyny are a DEADLY CANCER. THROW OUT ANTI-WOMEN politicians. #usethe19th 9:59 AM Mar 1st via web Retweeted by ThousandPounds and 438 others
robdelaney Because Washington passed gay marriage today I threw my human wife in the garbage, fucked 2 donkeys & married a rotisserie chicken. 9:00 PM Feb 13th via Tweetbot for iOS Retweeted by ThousandPounds and 985 others
It feels like a midget is hanging from my necklace 6:31 AM Feb 13th via web
JimGaffigan Just a Valentine's Day reminder: Most people are huge liars. 10:25 PM Feb 12th via WhoSay Retweeted by ThousandPounds and 1031 others
msemilymccombs I'm writing a book called "How to Get Laid." Inside, it just says, "Wear kneesocks." 3:45 AM Feb 9th via web Retweeted by ThousandPounds and 8 others
TheOnion 1971: James Brown accidentally invents the splits trying to exit the stage in both directions at once #SoulTrain onion.com/yxdpQb 3:45 PM Feb 9th via HootSuite Retweeted by ThousandPounds and 488 others
Doug_Tilley If I see Thomas Dolby walking down the street I'm going to slowly sneak up behind him and then yell "Science!". He'll love that. 12:40 PM Feb 9th via web Retweeted by ThousandPounds
tmbg Breaking: after killing Napster & Megaupload, the RIAA is going back to get everyone who skipped out on the Columbia House record club. 3:44 PM Feb 8th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by ThousandPounds and 542 others
Oh no, Jimmy Bowskill has become a Kid Rock impersonator. Of all the hairstyles in the world, that one doesn't work well for humans. 7:39 PM Dec 19th, 2011 via web
@PFTompkins Glad to see another podcast! The Alaska of podcasts indeed. Sincerely, another fan who is otherwise too lazy to contact you. 1:17 PM Dec 19th, 2011 via web
@developer I thought Justin Bieber was Miley's new alter-ego, after Hannah Montana. Are you telling me he's a real person? 2:18 PM Dec 12th, 2011 via web in reply to developer
@robdelaney Too bad they couldn't have matched him up with Michael Jackson on celebrity boxing. 10:01 AM Dec 9th, 2011 via web in reply to robdelaney
4 out of 5 top-selling albums in the U.S. are Canadian artists - National Post @nparts - nationalpost.com/news/Canadian+… 9:59 AM Dec 9th, 2011 via web
@Ludacris @DatPiffMixtapes Dude I don't I have any blank tapes left. And my ride has some lame-ass cd player instead of tape deck anyway :) 2:29 PM Nov 14th, 2011 via web in reply to Ludacris
jimmycarr It’s Halloween. Or as paedophiles call it, Christmas. 9:16 AM Oct 31st, 2011 via TweetDeck Retweeted by ThousandPounds and 6046 others
Director Peter Jackson (Lord of the Rings, District 9) was born on Halloween - October 31, 1961 - imdb.com/name/nm0001392/ 2:23 PM Oct 31st, 2011 via web
Well, since Avril turned into Britney a long time ago, Universal has turned pop tart Avery into the new Avril. Sigh. averyofficial.com 4:00 AM Oct 5th, 2011 via web