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  1. 2 days left to feed the hungry, and own Lt. Dangle OFFICIAL MUSTACHE! http://shop.ebay.com/110465797747
  2. Are we supposed to REALLY follow people today? I've been watching Carrot Top do crunches from the bushes outside his place for hours.
  3. Best Morrissey show in years. Cemetery Gates and Why Don't You Find Out for Yourself? Among the highlights. "welcome to hell" opening line.
  4. Off to Morrissey at the Gibson. Will report back later.
  5. Sleep tight! Remember - the tree people can hear our thoughts if it's too quiet.
  6. Wow, Italy's way ahead of us w/ their live-action Smurf Porn. Come on, America.
  7. Ticketmaster, thanks for the RIVERDANCE pre-sale password. Did I qualify for that because of my buying habits? Need to re-examine my life.
  8. RT @funnyordie: http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/3arj - @thomaslennon is Guntram Müller. MüllerCize It! Part Zwei!
  9. Figure skaters should hold a dildo or machete in each hand to make it more exciting.
  10. Re-reading all of Conan Doyle's Sherlock Holmes stories. Forgot how often he ripped his shirt off and kicked the shit out of somebody.
  11. CDR Xmas w/ Tenacious D, Zach Galifianakis, @SarahKSilverman, @Kevin_Nelaon, @ThomasLennon, MORE. Bid on tix: www.cdrxmas.tumblr.com
  12. RT @suzanneyankovic: Rainy day, Nina is off from school & we're watching Mary Poppins. Where's the part where Julie shows her boobs?
  13. The new Windows commercials keep saying "we even flew someone from Germany to Texas" as if the technology to do that never existed.
  14. Gonna start ordering PLUS SIZE BONDAGE GEAR, but "accidentally" have it shipped to my 84 year old neighbor's house. Just keep him guessing.
  15. A place haunted by Lennon's murder - http://bit.ly/7ddlwu #cnn (Really touching article, if you have 3 minutes)
  16. Sunday at the Lennon house: meditation, dessert wines, and cockfighting.
  17. Sleep tight! If you FEEL a person breathing over you as you sleep, doesn't mean there really is one there. Might be a Pooka, or a Grogoch.
  18. Tickets for the CDR 2009 Xmas Nativity Pageant go on sale TOMORROW AT NOON PST. $25+Paypal fees. http://bit.ly/6OuDST
  19. Have convinced my son that he's a marionette brought-to-life, and that if makes daddy mad -- changes back into wood and strings.
  20. If You Buy Just One Mustache for Charity Today, Make It Lt. Dangle's Mustache http://bit.ly/6EcM7o-