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ThoMurr

  1. Someone should make a montage of every instance of dancing in last night's episode of Girls. #whitepeople
  2. I always thought YOLO was just a nickname like YAYO. Whatever.
  3. Mad Men fans: tinyurl.com/74gyggq
  4. LIKE. RT @LeeLeeLeeLee This is the latest the Red Sox haven't been over .500 since late August of 1996.
  5. When did Bieber cut his hair in favor of the "Maddow?"
  6. Probably the best Western Finals matchup in 5+ years. Love the young v old passing of the torch with SA & OKC.
  7. I wonder how many teen kids stumbled onto Game of Thrones during a sex scene and are now avid fantasy nerds.
  8. #FF @perlapell She brings the laffs. I immediately regret writing that.
  9. If infomercials taught me anything, it's that astronauts are at the forefront of comfort & convenience.
  10. The first commercial rocket docked with the ISS and we still don't have sexbots. Priorities, @NASA, priorities.
  11. #FF @ahrabik because he's really good at #FF
  12. A high school is giving away condom's at prom. Those kids will never know the joy of borrowing grandpa's. tinyurl.com/yof432
  13. The cause of all the tension between the US and Pakistan? According to Pakistan, the U.S. NEVER puts away the dishes from the dishwasher.
  14. @LeeLeeLeeLee I have it on high authority that China loves Downton Abbey and free totes.
  15. #GhettoJobInterviewQuestions Can you recall a time when you failed to meet your goals? (LOL, AMIDOIN THIS RITE?)
  16. Kotchman: finally hitting. Thank you basedball gods.
  17. Masterson giveth, Masterson taketh away. #Indians
  18. Really disappointed that president's don't take advantage of the pun "unPRESIDENTed."
  19. CHOO WENT YARD OFF VERLANDER!