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ThisIsMeCorey

  1. or anywhere for that matter. #LifeAlertAt30 about 2 hours ago via web
  2. The downside of living alone is that it becomes much more dangerous to dance in the shower about 2 hours ago via web
  3. I'm listening to Single Ladies on repeat because in this apartment it is still 2008! about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  4. It really pisses me off when the sound of my neighbor's vacuum drowns out the sound of my other neighbor having sex. Ugh. about 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  5. I'm sorta famous on grindr 6:45 PM May 28th via web
  6. Dear potential OKCupid boyfriends: If one of your "things I can't live without" answers has the word Gym in it, please don't contact me. 8:39 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  7. It's a great day to be walking down the street singing "You make me feel like a natural woman"! 1:10 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
  8. A stranger I watched the eclipse with just gave me a fist bump. So I guess the world really is ending. 6:46 PM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone
  9. DONNA MARTIN GRADUATES!! #DMGrads 5:43 PM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone
  10. "Come on over! I made guacamole!" might be the best possible thing anyone could text me ever. I want to marry Jill Donnelly. 9:12 PM May 15th via web
  11. NEW SPONGE TO WASH DISHES!!! it's the little things in life that let you know you're 30 and lame. 8:23 PM May 15th via web
  12. Finally my theatre movement classes come in handy...on the dance floor! #peoplearestaring 11:38 PM May 11th via Twitter for iPhone
  13. According to every song I'm supposed to put my hands up? 11:01 PM May 11th via Twitter for iPhone
  14. I'm at a CLUB?!?!? What am I supposed to do here?!? 10:47 PM May 11th via Twitter for iPhone
  15. I want to be friends with whichever neighbor uses the wireless network "Ernies Poopie Butt" 3:09 PM May 7th via Twitter for iPhone
  16. What's the etiquette in a public restroom if someone is passing a kidney stone at the urinal next to you? 2:42 PM May 5th via Twitter for iPhone
  17. Ushering in my thirties by sitting on my bed eating cold pasta and meatballs. I've arrived at manhood. 11:54 PM May 2nd via Twitter for iPhone
  18. @jefferydinan I am too busy eating hummus to tweet about hummus. 11:33 PM May 1st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to jefferydinan
  19. @murphyplease is America's sweetheart 10:56 PM Apr 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
  20. When I die I expect people to still post dumb things on my FB wall. Don't disappoint me. 9:27 PM Apr 21st via Twitter for iPhone
  • Name Corey Johnson
  • Location Los Angeles
  • Web http://coreyjohns...
  • Bio I'm a person. I act in things. I really enjoy hummus. Fight On Trojans! http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/148b82daf6/no-homo
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