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Thewoodmangarni

  1. The Bee Gee's wrote some belters didn't they...
  2. @louistamonejr tamone mother f*cker, you took your time getting on twitter
  3. @VicReeves1 just watched The Ministry of Curious Stuff with the kids, Brilliant, that's all I wanted to say.
  4. @patch3373 kylie on chatty man, I love her, but she's dull...
  5. @lightandwhistle sound advice #boom
  6. Have the Kaiser chiefs got a best of album out... Or can't they be arsed anymore #chattyman
  7. It's such a shame Kylie is so dull #chattyman
  8. Oh no, made a save at footie last night, now my finger is swelling, can't get ring off might have to call firemansam.. twitter.com/Thewoodmangarn…
  9. @Glinner I'd like to know, what possessed you to let them take that picture?
  10. @GemPinkney oh I'm glad I've cheered you up lady... #everycloud #therewillbetearsinthemorning
  11. @lightandwhistle up the wooden hills to Bedfordshire for you missy...
  12. @lightandwhistle must be his half brother...
  13. Unbelievable! Just stood on the ring I put my hand in a bin to save for my 6 year old yesterday... #whyhaveyouforsakenmelord
  14. Mark Oaten has got tiny hands... What does that tell you... #bbcqt
  15. @lightandwhistle no sorry love, I shall be standing up for the queen and so should you x
  16. @peejaybrennan thank the lord for that, I was worried I might have to come round there and get nasty #takingnamesandkickingass
  17. @abiphillipsuk even worse, remembering the person you got it off is also a pen sucker... #germsagogo
  18. @peejaybrennan man up will yea, go tell the man to put it back and say please
  19. @jolliehaybowes chilli con carne...Mmmm!!!