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TheSlappee

I was just woken from the most frustrating dream. I want to punch all of the things. And then I want to... tmblr.co/ZIAPayMciDtc about 6 hours ago via Tumblr
Photo: tmblr.co/ZIAPayMb3UQF about 18 hours ago via Tumblr
Photoset: twistedintensity: tmblr.co/ZIAPayMTivAd 1:47 AM May 31st via Tumblr
tomdickins I love forms. I love filling them out. I love making mistakes & having to start again. I love forgetting to write in capitals. Forms. #forms 6:11 PM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by TheSlappee and 1 other
JennyJohnsonHi5 I have a difficult time investing in Facebook, mainly because it's the place where people I went to high school with own pretend farms. 5:58 PM May 23rd via Echofon Retweeted by TheSlappee and 1971 others
amandapalmer it's a crying trout party 9:04 AM May 28th via web Retweeted by TheSlappee and 16 others
neilhimself The run has happened. Was just informed that before I can save humanity from almost certain doom, I have to buy deck furniture. #WEAREDOOMED 10:39 AM May 27th via web Retweeted by TheSlappee and 67 others
properwicked So, I pretty much want to go to everything at @cabaretfestival this year. Super excited. 12:25 AM May 23rd via Twitter for Mac Retweeted by TheSlappee
@jasonxcore good! 6:35 AM May 18th via Mobile Web in reply to jasonxcore
Dear kinky Jason, you still make my yellow bar reach the top. 4:35 AM May 18th via Mobile Web
properwicked I think I'm drunk. Has. That ass nearby to say yes. And was. And many. Meant. 9:11 AM May 17th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by TheSlappee
Wil_Anderson I bet Glee isn’t even the name of the show. I bet that’s just what it sounds like once it is auto-tuned... 6:33 PM May 16th via web Retweeted by TheSlappee and 50 others
noelfielding11 my green grocer was wearing orange gloves thought he had invented a hand shaped satsuma x 9:07 AM May 16th via web Retweeted by TheSlappee and 319 others
DamienFahey When someone tells me about a book they've read, I pretentiously say, "Oh, I don't even own a book." 1:24 PM May 16th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by TheSlappee and 1387 others
@properwicked In my headcannon headalex is the patronizing bitch, and I'd just like to say "HEY!' 12:11 PM May 12th via Mobile Web in reply to properwicked
@properwicked I'm sorry, I was a little distracted by all the debauchery, but I didn't think it was awkward. 1:33 PM May 10th via Mobile Web in reply to properwicked
@properwicked how were you the awkward guy at the party? 1:09 PM May 10th via Mobile Web in reply to properwicked
NatalieGaronzi I put the 'extra vag' in extravaganza. 8:12 PM May 7th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by TheSlappee and 48 others
That is an incredibly unfortunate looking baby 7:38 PM Apr 21st via Mobile Web
@properwicked What are you doing making horrible tea? You're supposed to be at my house! 3:40 AM Apr 20th via Mobile Web in reply to properwicked