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TheshanAlwis

  1. I'm jealous of your bed, because it gets to sleep with you every night. about 13 hours ago via web
  2. add me on facebook: facebook.com/theshan.alwis about 13 hours ago via web
  3. Doctor: "It's a girl!" Woman: "Wow, I think I'll name her Amy." Doctor: "I'm sorry, but that name is taken. May I suggest Amy637 or Amy_28?" about 13 hours ago via web
  4. Will you be my girlfriend? Breathe for yes, lick your elbow for no. about 13 hours ago via web
  5. Friend: "What's a good movie to watch?" Me: "Snakes on a plane." Friend: "Oh, what's it about?" Me: "Horses... horses on a boat." about 13 hours ago via web
  6. When I was younger, I always drew the sun on the corner of the paper. about 14 hours ago via web
  7. 69% of the people are dirty minded. about 14 hours ago via web
  8. Missing someone + No texts from them = Worst feeling about 14 hours ago via web
  9. I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge. about 14 hours ago via web
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  11. Don't apologize if you're still going to do the things you're sorry for. about 14 hours ago via web
  12. You have to suffer the worst to learn how to appreciate the best. about 15 hours ago via web
  13. I wish I could lay down with someone, and forget about the rest of the world. It'll be just both of us. about 15 hours ago via web
  14. I've lived, I've loved, I've lost, I've missed, I've hurt, I've trusted, I've made mistakes, but most of all, I've learned. 8:09 AM Jun 1st via web
  15. I wanna thank my mom for not aborting me and my dad for buying cheap condoms. Love you guys. 10:22 PM May 31st via web
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  18. I'm not anti-social. I'm anti-bullshit. 7:26 PM May 31st via web
  19. Off is the general direction in which I wish you would fuck. 7:15 PM May 31st via web
  20. Sometimes you just need a break from everything and everyone. 8:25 PM May 30th via web
  • Name Theshan Alwis
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