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not unlike the publishing of DWI mug shots, newspapers should also run a section featuring adult men who wear crocs (via @andycohn) *dying9:09 PM Nov 22ndfrom Twitterrific
For some weird reason "Empire state of mind" plays in my head everytime I head back in the city from out of town.9:04 PM Nov 22ndfrom Twitterrific
Hey cat: You've got 9 lives. Skydive. Have sex without a condom. At least leave the house once in awhile. (via @jordanrubin)8:56 PM Nov 22ndfrom Twitterrific
TV runs the internets- u people need to shut it off and get active ! U ain't winning no award on that couch (via @Ease_DaMan)8:03 PM Nov 22ndfrom Twitterrific