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TheoVon

  1. Wanna hear what didn't air on my Comedy Central Half Hour? Snag my album Midgets vs. Cats itunes.apple.com/us/album/midge…
  2. @blackrockstar94 just tryin to get us all to laugh together. Thanks for the shout out
  3. @Lamuel_Pinto thanks bossman for the support
  4. @Korotylime thanks for tha ♥
  5. @lyzziefaye not sure. Love That city. prob late fall.
  6. @Trev972 well we all use pain to help us create humor. But id try not to make the audience cringe. Make em laugh. Good luck bud
  7. Performing tnite @TheComedyStore in LA at 11pm. GET IT.
  8. @Trev972 what disability ya got?
  9. “@Mr_Martin792: @TheoVon, thanks to you, I straight geeked out in front of my mom last night #fried”--at least yall r spending time tgther.
  10. FINALLY got these mannequins to sleep. Now i can get the dishes done.
  11. @LCNFLA it was RR9. Laterrian, James, Msaada, etc
  12. When flowers die do they come back as other flowers? #ReinCarnations
  13. @kristenaldridge thanks for the support lovely lady!! Yahoo is best!
  14. The Amish are just jacked up Canadians fa sho
  15. “@juj17jR: @TheoVon, Siri doesn't understand.. What do I do now? twitter.com/juj17jR/status…”-- i wish id thought of this
  16. Thanks to everyone for checking out #thehalfhour tonight. Was dying laughing at all the tweet love and hate. #Nola for ever.
  17. “@Kughn: @TheoVon dude wtf are you talking about. Wtf are asians w/ cinnamon???”-- they are just that!
  18. “@Kughn: @TheoVon just watched 'the half hour' n only laughed at ur modern-man-mullet”-- im growing it for 'locks for lust' u ass! #cancer
  19. @KaitKirb im actually not watching, on stage in San Deigo tnite. :(