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@andj7871 Happy birthday! May you have a blessed day and a memorable one with those you love and with whom love you. about 20 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@JessicaJurmain achoooo! 4:48 AM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to JessicaJurmain
Boars_Head @Then_Ed_Says Thank you for the idea! 4:17 PM May 25th via TweetDeck in reply to Then_Ed_Says Retweeted by Then_Ed_Says
@Boars_Head Here is a freebie idea. A tissue box shape container with slices of amazing Spanish sausage or turkey pastrami. You are welcome! 9:03 AM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
Average_Gamer @Then_Ed_Says Your ebay package is 20 weeks old. The shipper has grown to 380 pounds since inception. 7:47 AM May 24th via web in reply to Then_Ed_Says Retweeted by Then_Ed_Says
Unless you are giving birth to my eBay order, I couldn't really give a flying fuck about tracking your pregnancy online ladies. 7:42 AM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
I swear to God. Every time CNN changes subjects from economical problems to social problems; Obama high fives a gay activist. 1:38 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
Cee Lo has the shortest arms in the world. I am guessing he has to masterbate with one of those robotic toy arm extenders from toys r us. 9:25 AM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
@exsai I'll be sure to quote that at your wedding. 12:07 PM May 19th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to exsai
I got nerd problems. twitter.com/Then_Ed_Says/s… 9:00 AM May 19th via Twitter for iPhone
Don't ever question my sexuality! twitter.com/Then_Ed_Says/s… 8:36 AM May 19th via Twitter for iPhone
“@organicgirl22: Solid wood!” twitter.com/Then_Ed_Says/s… 5:34 AM May 17th via Twitter for iPhone
@exsai YES and Andrew was there that night too! I saved him a special dog and steak while he ran my errands! twitter.com/Then_Ed_Says/s… 8:45 AM May 16th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to exsai
The last time I played a blizzard game on release day without issues was when I bought Warcraft 2 and played the stand alone campaign. #D3 6:21 AM May 16th via Twitter for iPhone
“@organicgirl22: @Then_Ed_Says oh no. #nerdproblems” Yeah Sux. So now I buy it on eBay for twice the price. #realnerdsmakemoney 7:40 AM May 15th via Twitter for iPhone
Diablo 3 collectors edition - status 👎 7:31 AM May 15th via Twitter for iPhone
10k - check. Next. Couldn't hold the phone steady to save my life. instagr.am/p/KiFsRLoLS7/ 9:05 AM May 12th via Instagram
Yesterday three people complaint to me about order failures with their diablo 3 orders with game stop. This cant be coincidence. 6:20 AM May 11th via Twitter for iPhone
@GameStop You mess up my preorder I made in October. I am using @amazon from now on. I'm So done with you. twitter.com/Then_Ed_Says/s… 6:07 AM May 11th via Twitter for iPhone
BULLFUCKINSHIT! I fucking preordered this in October! This is bullshit! Argh! I want to smash baby kittens faces ! twitter.com/Then_Ed_Says/s… 5:44 AM May 11th via Twitter for iPhone

Name Ed Martinez
Location Miami, Florida
Bio Marketing, Writer, Content Editor. Contemptuous on paper only. I believe in three things; Mushrooms make everything better, No H8, fringe science.