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met him. Adorably sexy and Jewish? So why am I totally not interested? I think I might actually be broken for good this time. [Fuck men]
about 5 hours ago
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is watching Identity, because I loves me some John Cusack. And it's on tv.
about 7 hours ago
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is freezing. Wtf, when did Northern VA become Canada? Snuggling up with Ethan Ebola to fight off the hypothermia.Thank you giant microbes.
about 23 hours ago
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doesn't understand the appeal of Jersey Shore. Mostly because I think guidos are obnoxious. Being low class isn't something to be proud of.
8:03 PM Dec 10th
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@ attempt teaching something they should have had drilled into their head in college. Or at least review it before class. Wtf?
10:04 PM Dec 9th
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@ The sad part is, the area I live in has some of the best schools in the nation, and teachers are still too lazy to even
10:03 PM Dec 9th
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@ And I was like, wow, great, how much do you get paid for this job? Cause it's clearly too much.
9:46 PM Dec 9th
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@ I basically taught the class during the anatomy units. The teacher was like "I don't remember this stuff can you tell them"
9:45 PM Dec 9th
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@ I TAed two years of honors biology in high school. I meant to say TAed high school but I ran out of room.Twitter is confining
9:32 PM Dec 9th
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@ It happens every time I take a bio class. After all the bio classes I've taken and TAed I don't even have to study anymore
8:09 PM Dec 9th
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@ Wow, someone is super confident! I can relate though, I've thought about writing that on a bio test a few times before.
4:04 PM Dec 9th
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is watching The Hebrew Hammer. I have to wake up in two hours, but I'm so far from tired. Why is this movie so funny? [W.b.a.J. ftw].
1:02 AM Dec 9th
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@ Light for both. Like the colors in my twitter background on my profile.
12:36 AM Dec 9th
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@ Sweet. I love it when I'm not the only OCD ridden fellow. Also, painting room gray and pink. Thoughts?
9:41 PM Dec 8th
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@ But hey, if you help me shovel the junk out of my room this summer to paint it, I'm sure we'll find all my crazy rantings.
9:09 PM Dec 8th
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@ No idea. Probably somewhere. My room is like a monument to my packrattishness and academic epic fails.
9:06 PM Dec 8th
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@ Don't you mean Veggie Monster?I totally remember us bitching about that in journalism.Didn't I make an editorial cartoon about it?
9:02 PM Dec 8th
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@ Celery cookies? Ten-years-ago cookie monster would not approve. However, modern cookie monster has been castrated. He approves.
7:21 PM Dec 8th
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Why do I always get stuck with the worst professor in the school? I hate having to retake classes, despite good grades, to actually learn.
9:12 PM Dec 7th
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didn't know that being able to turn my feet 180 degrees is unusual. I do it all the time, I thought that was normal. Another abnormality.
3:18 PM Dec 7th
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- Name Jessica Cooper
- Location McLean, VA
- Web http://Livejourna...
- Bio I love music (dirty, dirty punk music specifically), horror movies, marlboro light 100's, blue raspberry ICEE's, and I read too much for my own good.
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