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  1. http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/phx/1258405496.html 80 people sent me this. People, this man has been stealing my hats for years. 1:18 PM Sep 20th from web
  2. @WilliamShatner Are you *trying* to invoke wrath, Bill? Bc I'm pretty sure that's a mortal sin. I'll check the big book. #unblockthebloggess 11:54 AM Aug 15th from web in reply to WilliamShatner
  3. MY FAVORITE BERET. 12:48 PM Aug 13th from web
  4. Not one of the big pope ones. My beret. 12:48 PM Aug 13th from web
  5. William Shatner stole my hat. 12:48 PM Aug 13th from web
  6. I probably shouldn't be telling you people this. I blame all the God blood. 7:00 PM May 22nd from web
  7. Sometimes when I'm just hanging around the house I just wear a beret and a thong. 6:59 PM May 22nd from web
  8. It's kind of fucked up that I'm not allowed to be drunk unless I'm drunk off of the blood of a God. I have a weird life. 6:55 PM May 22nd from web
  9. But I'm drunk on communal wine so it's all good. It's Gods blood, y'all. 6:52 PM May 22nd from web
  10. Wow. Did I just misspell "infallible" on a tweet about how I'm infallible? I am so drunk. 6:51 PM May 22nd from web
  11. Ignore that. That was a mistake. Except I'm infallable so I can't make mistakes. Now the world will end. 6:50 PM May 22nd from web
  12. It's his birthurrection. 5:01 AM Apr 11th from web
  13. Wait, did I say "Jesus' birthday"? I meant "resurrection". Although it's kind of his "heaven birthday" so I think that counts. 5:00 AM Apr 11th from web
  14. And I just realized that I said the f-word right before Jesus' birthday. 5:00 AM Apr 11th from web
  15. Another reason why heathens ruin everything. 4:58 AM Apr 11th from web
  16. Remember? When he said "I have ris- oh fuck, just forget it. Things are not as funny when I have to explain them to you. 4:58 AM Apr 11th from web
  17. Like Jesus? 4:57 AM Apr 11th from web
  18. I was making a joke about how twitter suspended me but now I'm back. 4:57 AM Apr 11th from web
  19. That wasn't an 'I can haz cheeseburger' allusion, by the way. 4:57 AM Apr 11th from web
  20. I HAS RISEN. 4:55 AM Apr 11th from web