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  1. all I'm saying is, I've been reading The Walking Dead for, what, five years? And there are STILL zombies? C'mon. Where are the biologists? about 8 hours ago from TweetDeck
  2. I say again: if zombies are corpses, they do all eventually decompose to the point where you don't have to worry about them anymore. #really about 8 hours ago from TweetDeck
  3. @fuzzytypewriter It isn't! It's a hammer, no matter how much you wish it were called "The Hurting Wad." about 8 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to fuzzytypewriter
  4. my favorite part of this document is where it says "Dec. 25 (Christmas day)" http://is.gd/5370k Thanks! Thanks for the heads-up. about 8 hours ago from TweetDeck
  5. @fuzzytypewriter ...and believe me, I want it to have a Dr. Seuss name as much as you do. about 8 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to fuzzytypewriter
  6. @fuzzytypewriter apparently, you actually do want a "honey dipper." http://is.gd/536Up The proof is in the images. about 8 hours ago from TweetDeck
  7. @DaveCarr WHY DON'T YOU FUCK O-- err, oh! That's very interesting! #iamquiteold about 8 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to DaveCarr
  8. Is it OK to like Veruca Salt? I have a hard time keeping track of what I can say out loud. #90s about 9 hours ago from TweetDeck
  9. I should have made a series out of "Things I Was Extremely Wrong About": http://is.gd/535Du about 9 hours ago from TweetDeck
  10. @DaveCarr I had a friend serving in the JVC in Tanzania when bin Laden bombed our embassy. me, on 9/11: "Oh! THAT guy again?" about 9 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to DaveCarr
  11. Friend tip: if you join the Jesuits & move to Belize to work with street gangs, update yer goddamn Facebook status once every 4 months or so about 9 hours ago from TweetDeck
  12. @DaveCarr honestly, I have seen 4 minutes of about 35 episodes at this point, and nothing leads me to believe it is my cup of tea. about 9 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to DaveCarr
  13. Why have I never watched Friends?: when it premiered, I dismissed it as a Seinfeld ripoff with a monkey. "My God, they didn't even name it!" about 9 hours ago from TweetDeck
  14. Jimski trivia: I have never seen an episode of Friends in my life, but I could answer almost any question about it. #culturalosmosis about 9 hours ago from TweetDeck
  15. Riddle me this, Macfan: I have an iTunes quote-unquote Smart playlist.Why are the songs on it TOTALLY different on my iPhone no matter what? about 9 hours ago from TweetDeck
  16. @gobo still processing: you know someone who said to himself, "I believe I shall choose a global identity, and it shall be 'Mister Balls'"? about 10 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to gobo
  17. @JeffRReid One wonders, Did he bother to throw his voice? about 10 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to JeffRReid
  18. Poor woman. Her: "Will you do X?" Me: "Yes. I'll go down and do it now before I forget." I go downstairs, say, "What was I supposed to do?" about 10 hours ago from TweetDeck
  19. as of this spring, 30.6% of US households have DVRs, no matter what it seems like when you read Twitter. about 12 hours ago from TweetDeck
  20. Physics of the Impossible: Mythbusters meets science fiction http://is.gd/530Xr about 12 hours ago from TweetDeck