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We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
9:21 AM Aug 20th
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Zapp: Kiff, I'm feeling the "captain's itch". Kif: I'll get the powder, sir.
2:48 PM Aug 18th
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Leela: What planet is this, anyway? Zapp: I don't know. This entire sector is uncharted. Kif: It is not uncharted, You lost the chart
11:32 AM Aug 18th
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When I'm in command every mission's a suicide mission.
9:35 AM Aug 18th
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Does the company that makes your bra also make a girdle? I ask because a friend of mine...
9:01 AM Aug 18th
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Zapp: Our mission is clear: destroy all alien lifeforms. Kif: Umm, not me sir... Zapp: Right. Nobody destroy Kif. Unless you have to
1:56 PM Aug 13th
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My strategy is so simple an idiot could have devised it. All ships will fly directly into the death cannons, clogging them with wreckage.
1:25 PM Aug 13th
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Many of you will be dying for your planet. A few of you will be forced through a fine mesh screen for your planet.
12:40 PM Aug 13th
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Solider: Why is this godforsaken hellhole worth dying for? Zapp: Don't ask me. You're the ones who are going to be dying.
11:03 AM Aug 13th
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Brannigan's law is like Brannigan's love, hard and fast.
2:52 PM Aug 12th
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That's a wave of destruction that's easy on the eyes!
1:37 PM Aug 12th
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Leela! How could you? Our love has had to endure your constant hatred, and now this?
11:46 AM Aug 12th
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I have made it with a woman! Inform the men!
11:21 AM Aug 12th
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I've always thought the most sensual part of a woman was the boobies.
1:51 PM Aug 10th
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I don't often say this, but you three are the most beautiful gigantic ladies I've ever laid eyes upon.
9:38 AM Aug 10th
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Zapp: What the hell is that thing? Kif: It appears to be the mothership. Zapp Then what did we just blow up? Kif: The Hubble Telescope.
7:28 AM Aug 10th
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Kif, have the boy lay out my formal shorts.
4:04 PM Aug 7th
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Chief, my people are a people of law, and the law is no backsies.
11:03 AM Aug 7th
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Leela, you may be a formidable do-er of the nasty, but I'm forced to relieve you of your post.
10:28 AM Aug 7th
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Where's the little umbrella Kif? That's what makes it a Scotch on the rocks!
2:41 PM Aug 5th
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- Name Zapp Brannigan
- Location The Lovenasium
- Bio I am the man with no name. Zapp Brannigan.
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