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  1. Today is going too well. Got 27 on 73, free tickets to bruins, and date girl want to go out again. Time to get shitty drunk to celebrate! 11:34 AM Dec 9th, 2009 from Twitterrific
  2. @pissyserver Focus your hate Jedi! 2:14 PM Dec 8th, 2009 from Twitterrific in reply to pissyserver
  3. I fuckin hate Christmas music. 2:05 PM Dec 8th, 2009 from Twitterrific
  4. Fuck it's fucking slow today. Only in my second table of the day. 9:55 AM Dec 8th, 2009 from Twitterrific
  5. ahhhh what a date! shes fuckin awesome! and i didnt even try to take her home i think i will try to take her out again. the waiter is happy! 12:58 AM Dec 6th, 2009 from web
  6. Sweet i just got myself a date with a super sweet 22 year old hottie for tomorrow night. 7:15 PM Dec 4th, 2009 from Twitterrific
  7. So I try to be a nice guy and give my coworker one of my tables because her section is dead. Of course they leave her 122 on 78. WTF. 5:26 PM Dec 4th, 2009 from Twitterrific
  8. Awesome tables tonight! Except for the wife at 103, who's dying to get me to teabag her pasta with my sweaty ballsack. 5:40 PM Dec 3rd, 2009 from Twitterrific
  9. I finally out drove tiger woods. 10:46 AM Nov 28th, 2009 from Twitterrific
  10. Last night and tonight I have yet to have a tip under 20.00. I believe my liver knows about tonight. I think it's hiding in my leg. 4:35 PM Nov 25th, 2009 from Twitterrific
  11. This week has been some kinda good karma paying me back. The lowest tip I've gotten all week was a 10 on Monday night. 4:34 PM Nov 25th, 2009 from Twitterrific
  12. Tomorrow begins the epic drinking championships 2009. Amateurs can have Mar 17 and Dec 31. Pros go proper on Thanksgiving & Christmas eve. 1:53 AM Nov 25th, 2009 from web
  13. 7 tables I'm waiting on 27 people right now. Anyone have a weed whacker? 5:24 PM Nov 23rd, 2009 from Twitterrific
  14. At the after hours pizza joint. 10:37 PM Nov 18th, 2009 from Twitterrific
  15. I just got the greatest news ever at 3:45am, and theres never good news after 2am. Our first single is finished finally mastered. 12:46 AM Nov 12th, 2009 from web
  16. @lisathewaitress shit girl ive already blocked over 50 people and I dont even know how many people look at this. 12:24 AM Nov 12th, 2009 from web in reply to lisathewaitress
  17. Dry spell over! 4 goddamn dates for her to say I just want a booty call. Our mutual friend is not a matchmaker. 10:32 PM Nov 11th, 2009 from Twitterrific
  18. im not trying to bang this girl now. I need a fuckin blanket for the winter though. 2:34 AM Nov 7th, 2009 from web
  19. you should probably stop following me because im not that interesting. 2:32 AM Nov 7th, 2009 from web
  20. I'm gonna be a total dick because im going to boston manana. 2:24 AM Nov 7th, 2009 from web
  • Name The Waiter
  • Location Restaurant, bar, or a bed.
  • Bio I have a love/hate relationship with my job.
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