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  1. @territoner hahaha! excellent :) about 20 hours ago from web in reply to territoner
  2. *passes by mirror, pauses, wails and gnashes teeth....moves on* Related: 666 followers EEK! about 20 hours ago from web
  3. "Tick tock motherfucker." #shitmygangsterclocksays about 20 hours ago from web
  4. I got ya sumpin...@territoner http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mN7LW0Y00kE let it snow! :) about 21 hours ago from web
  5. By my count, there is only 122 more cups of coffee til xmas. about 22 hours ago from web
  6. @lurkey you know how a gear brings a coo-coo out of a grandfather clock? Well a turn signal is nothing like that. :p #hopethishelps about 22 hours ago from web in reply to lurkey
  7. @mergyeugnau My butt is magic. Invisible at times. Other times it takes over entirely and impossible to miss. about 22 hours ago from web in reply to mergyeugnau
  8. *passes by mirror, pauses, checks size and shape of butt....moves on* about 22 hours ago from web
  9. My followers have good taste and they know how to treat a sock puppet. 6:41 AM Dec 21st from web
  10. Did you know, by simply placing words one in front of another, anyone can manufacture a tweet? #alittleknowlegeisadangerousthing 6:32 AM Dec 21st from web
  11. *passes by mirror, pauses, rolls eyes....moves on* 6:51 PM Dec 20th from web
  12. @WeeGeorgy ...with your eyes so bright, won't you hump my leg tonight... 3:37 PM Dec 19th from web in reply to WeeGeorgy
  13. @Yidago My dear Mr. Havercamp, I've combined your birthday and xmas gifts into 1 ~ The fruit cake will arrive no later than the new year. 2:58 PM Dec 19th from web
  14. Yes, the knight fell to his death from the tower window. Serves him right. ~ He was blocking my view of the dragon. 2:43 PM Dec 19th from web
  15. *passes by mirror, pauses, notices jizzy-spattered pajama top....moves on* 6:11 AM Dec 19th from web
  16. @JeeNeeBee Weeeheee! *strikes a pose up front* #hoodornament 5:49 AM Dec 19th from web in reply to JeeNeeBee
  17. RT @thebenbrooks: RT someone and star. RT someone and star. RT someone and star. RT someone and star. See how simple that is? Thank ... 5:35 AM Dec 19th from web
  18. I don't want to appear threatening or anything, but if you don't #follow @debihope , I WILL pee in your coffee. 5:24 AM Dec 19th from web
  19. @HerCuteness c\_/ Of course! ~ Madness would follow without coffee. 5:20 AM Dec 19th from web in reply to HerCuteness
  20. @therealcherilyn pffft! *makes more snowball ammo for @JeeNeeBee * 5:11 AM Dec 19th from web in reply to therealcherilyn