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  1. Screw you Liverpool, you fucking berks. Bored now.
  2. Best status update ever http://i.imgur.com/WrjDf.png
  3. @bpiears it looks like there's a giant beer on the floor
  4. Jimmy Somerstown #considinebands
  5. Almost felt outraged at X Factor until I realised it was a bit like being outraged at a pantomime. Boo, hiss!
  6. Oh yeah, I forgot the keywords: Megan Fox, girl on girl, naked kissing, sexy Megan Fox vid, f.ck.ng Br.tny. *ahem* http://bit.ly/2MtIjX
  7. Slogged my way through the Jennifer's Body review I started a month ago. Freak-tardy! http://bit.ly/2MtIjX
  8. In my few years of pretending to be a movie journalist, I have written an estimated 400 movie reviews - around 280,000 words. I'm knackered.
  9. The Gute talks about Three Men And A Bride, and also why we need another Police Academy movie. Shhh, humour him. http://tinyurl.com/yg8bkvt
  10. @Cerithomas I just watched Jedward 'do' Ghostbusters. It was like watching someone's kids in a terrible school play. I'm the most confused.
  11. RT @edgarwright @markromanek reads my tweets and forwards a clip of X Factor to Harmony Korine. His response? "Holy shit! That's insane"
  12. @louisabooth Ha. You wonder if that was just a throwaway comment or he really did see it and thought it was total shit. I bet the first.
  13. @emohoho now Olly just danced to Thriller while pretending to be Ferris Bueller. With no genitalia. I are a people confused.
  14. I seem to have missed Gummo-gate on X Factor. This programme gets odder by the week.
  15. #realfilmsnotpornfilms Die Hard
  16. #realfilmsnotpornfilms Christie Malry's Own Double-Entry
  17. #realfilmsnotpornfilms Home Alone
  18. @edgarwright Talking of decade movie polls, Virgin Media are running one too. Vote for Shaun! http://www.virginmedia.com/...
  19. Best line? Derek: "Michael's here, I feel him here. What do you have to say?" Jacko fan #1: "I just can't believe that's his hat."
  20. So, the #mjseance aka the biggest collection of mentally ill people on television since the X Factor auditions. Astounding television.