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  1. No, there is NO way to make Tofurkey good - just avoid it completely. In other news, I'm developing a crush on all 3 girls in Terry Poison.
  2. @mattstratton - perhaps you could give a little prompt to Carrie? http://bit.ly/4uzrbx
  3. I'm thankful for humor and intellect - There’s two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says ‘You man the guns, I’ll drive’
  4. @DrLizH Awwws. Are you guys going to NYC?
  5. @SpudSwings [sadly I could probably use that]
  6. Bohemian Rhapsody by the Muppets - Thank you Laughing Squid. http://bit.ly/6KgoGX Mama Mama Mama Mama Mama Mama
  7. @mattstratton Backup those old drunk dials from Mouth http://lifehacker.com/54109...
  8. @cherishport - Your people are on a roll! http://www.youtube.com/watc...
  9. He's no MisterB The Gentleman Rhymer http://bit.ly/14JeW RT @tehgeekgirl Can't begin to describe.Watch it.DOO EET. http://tinyurl.com/6b2su3
  10. Twitter chuckle of the morning - RT @SHORTYJOY: Can refrigerators catch on fire?
  11. Fuzzy morning. Gonig to see new Tony Kushner play(s) tonight w/Al and Mother-Out-Law. Anyone need a place to hang during Thurs?
  12. RT @dudecraft:I <3 these 2 posts on @Cianna 's Blog! Decision2Stop Complaining: http://bit.ly/8kijgg & InsideVs.Outside http://bit.ly/4SSTB2
  13. @aphexplotz y'all should check out Le Colonial tonight if Kel hasn't harassed ya to come out yet... nice place though a lil hard to find.
  14. @edgeofwithin Morning coffee. At 1:10pm. The words I'm thinking of are "Drop Dead" =P You comin' out tonight Balboa master?
  15. Come out to Le Colonial tonight to get yer Bal on and to tell Kelly to go away already! Dancers plz look a *little* nice.UcanDoEet.
  16. RT @laughingsquid: The Symphony of Science created 2 new science themed remixed videos that pay tribute to Carl Sagan http://bit.ly/4PdvGu
  17. @Boroff Are you guys leaving NYC?
  18. @Rreet technically craps = better odds, but you seems to be lovin the Poker
  19. Science Jokes <rimshot> http://bit.ly/7kzIsH
  20. @cameronmizell be on the lookout for Black Friday whatnots. Tis the season.