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The_RealNickZ

  1. Why must I get up at 8 just to hear Smith blab about soccer and sportsmanship and shit?
  2. When the weather's fine we go fishing or go swimming in the sea..were always happy, life's for living, yeah that's our philosophy
  3. Tired of all this depressing rain ☔☁🔫
  4. @MrCaskie thats more like it! I <3 sushi vag
  5. @MrCaskie youre telling me you dont prefer women to smell like dying fish!?
  6. @MrCaskie you could to their slow-mo cries of terror
  7. Dear Whale Wars people, theyre just whales. Who gives a shit?
  8. @MrCaskie I bet the ones on this tv show are MEGA fish sluts. Did you hear them moaning?
  9. How can someone hold their breath for 20 minutes?
  10. @MrCaskie I never saw that movie haha God damn Animal Planet
  11. @MrCaskie Mermaids always seemed like happy, pleasant, mythological creatures. Animal Planet makes it seem like they want to kill me
  12. @MrCaskie we all know its true
  13. @CMDPopInFresh you know what I meant haha
  14. Animal Planet is trying to make mermaids sound scary...and theyre working
  15. Mermaids and Zombies are real
  16. @shelbaaychenn home of the classiest jewelry around!
  17. @shelbaaychenn twitter.com/The_RealNickZ/…
  18. I haven't heard Mancanos voice in weeks :)