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The_No_Show

My Queen could totally beat up your Queen. about 3 hours ago via web
The Aardvark and the Coyote should have joined forces. Maybe then they wouldn't have starved to death. about 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@ellardent No need, I think all three films are a bit underrated. And I stress: a bit. about 12 hours ago via Twitter for iPad in reply to ellardent
@mrselbowya In a way, I feel like we've all won the Internet now that @sguttenberg is among us. about 12 hours ago via Twitter for iPad in reply to mrselbowya
@supergolden88 THE FOOD IS COMING BUT STEVE GUTTENBERG TAKES PRIORITY. about 12 hours ago via Twitter for iPad in reply to supergolden88
I don't care what else happens now. @sguttenberg just (kind of sort of) replied to me. That counts for about 14 things on my bucket list. about 12 hours ago via Twitter for iPad
Dude. My brain just totally melted. So awesome. RT @SGuttenberg: The No Show. Here's your twitter about 12 hours ago via Twitter for iPad
The classic song "You're the One That I Want" is actually about their mutual love of honey. about 14 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
Why did no-one tell me @SGuttenberg was on here? Please, Twitter, I ask so little of you. about 15 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to SGuttenberg
@MoreUtterPiffle Sadly no, just the spray cleaner bottle. Still good with tonic though. about 15 hours ago via web in reply to MoreUtterPiffle
Tesco's "Teeth and Lips" gummy sweets feature cartoon croc BRUSHING TEETH? instagr.am/p/LV3iSWMF80/ about 15 hours ago via Instagram
The Queen prepares for her Diamond Jubilee. i.imgur.com/sBcdk.gif about 15 hours ago via web
The horror. The horror. instagr.am/p/LVz76csF6y/ about 15 hours ago via Instagram
@TheSleepyNinja Twice. about 15 hours ago via web in reply to TheSleepyNinja
"Superman's Granny". Why does this make me laugh quite so much? I have no idea. 2.bp.blogspot.com/-tpe0nVTzZRg/T… about 17 hours ago via Echofon
@lancehenrikson My god how I hate him and his lies. about 17 hours ago via web in reply to lancehenrikson
"Money's Too Tight to Mention" sang Mick Hucknall, thereby mentioning it. Idiot. about 18 hours ago via Echofon
@MarkOfTheRennie Hmmmm, ok. about 19 hours ago via Echofon in reply to MarkOfTheRennie
At the very least, can we all just agree to stop eating each other's faces and brains and random body parts? #worldpeace about 19 hours ago via Echofon
@ColinLusk It's true. I planned it when I applied for this job eight years ago and the company was in an entirely different office. about 20 hours ago via web in reply to ColinLusk