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The_MartiniGirl

PlatinumShower If I wasn't married.... there's no way in hell I'd be going to the grocery store right now for a fucking fruit tray. 2:56 PM Jan 8th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by The_MartiniGirl and 28 others
PlatinumShower The more complex the handshake, the less complex the individual. 8:25 AM Oct 11th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by The_MartiniGirl and 103 others
PlatinumShower I just used "volumizing" shampoo for the first time.... Everything sounds the same. 3:06 PM Apr 10th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by The_MartiniGirl and 61 others
PlatinumShower If your boss walks in while you're tweeting at the urinal, act like you're taking pictures.. No questions will be asked. 11:11 AM Apr 26th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by The_MartiniGirl and 141 others
PlatinumShower Wife is shopping and I'm following trying to tweet. Just ran into a mannequin while following someone else's wife. 5:12 PM Mar 5th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by The_MartiniGirl and 93 others
PlatinumShower Every time the wife pisses me off, I hollow out her tampons and pack them with strawberry Pop Rocks. 12:59 PM Feb 16th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by The_MartiniGirl and 282 others
FadeAway2 due to my "alleged " drunkenness at Chuck E Cheese. I am not allowed back on the premises, to redeem my gazillion Skeeball coupons. 8:02 AM May 30th via Favstar.FM Retweeted by The_MartiniGirl and 11 others
laurahapper We've already been through the worst possible and made it through. You are alive and everything is o.k. Breathe and be in the present. about 16 hours ago via Favstar.FM Retweeted by The_MartiniGirl and 11 others
Ch8rming After four centuries, the semicolon has finally achieved it's true calling: helping people wink online. 5:10 PM Jan 29th, 2011 via Birdhouse Retweeted by The_MartiniGirl and 52 others
Ch8rming If you thought accidentally sexting your parents was embarrassing, wait until they return the favor. 3:13 PM Aug 11th, 2010 via Birdhouse Retweeted by The_MartiniGirl and 11 others
Ch8rming Perfecting a new sex position called the 11, where you lie side-by-side with no sex whatsoever. 7:45 PM Dec 8th, 2010 via Birdhouse Retweeted by The_MartiniGirl and 55 others
Ch8rming I wear my "One in the Oven" shirt backwards, so the arrow points to my ass. 6:42 AM Jun 22nd, 2010 via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by The_MartiniGirl and 15 others
Ch8rming "Until death do us part" means we're all single in heaven, right? 6:12 PM Dec 1st, 2010 via Birdhouse Retweeted by The_MartiniGirl and 65 others
Ch8rming I bet the worst part about the Apocalypse will be Ace of Base telling us how they saw the Sign. 3:19 PM Jun 25th, 2010 via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by The_MartiniGirl and 34 others
thedailymarker Let me tell you about dreams: they die like most things. But once in awhile someone gives you a second chance to live it. So don't give up. about 14 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by The_MartiniGirl and 17 others
thedailymarker We were going to cut cable tv to save money. We then realized we'd have to talk to each other for entertainment. So we paid our cable bill. about 11 hours ago via Favstar.FM Retweeted by The_MartiniGirl and 10 others
ElKnuckelhombre I'm a dumbass. What's your excuse? 9:01 PM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by The_MartiniGirl and 23 others
ElKnuckelhombre My kid said she wanted some "silly bands" for her birthday so I told her I could probably get Poison & Warrant to do the gig for $50 each. about 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by The_MartiniGirl and 8 others
WilliamAder Twitter knows me in ways that Google can only dream of. 6:43 PM May 31st via web Retweeted by The_MartiniGirl and 30 others
stacetoned If you don't brand my @ name into your scrotum, how will I know you like me? 9:47 PM May 30th via web Retweeted by The_MartiniGirl and 23 others

Name The_martinigirl
Location Liquorville, CDA
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Bio Enter at your own risk! I swear so get over it! My partner in crime is @chrisanna4real I would go to jail for her:)