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The_Lancer

  1. @robcesternino @NicoleLuvsShoes Omarosa? 1:55 PM May 31st via web in reply to robcesternino
  2. "Get out! Get out! I don't want to live like this!" #seinfeld 6:45 AM May 31st via web
  3. According to 1st-Graders "& the Joker ran away" has been replaced with "& the Joker does ballet." I finally learned something from school! 3:54 PM May 29th via web
  4. I blame everything on the pug. 3:48 PM May 29th via web
  5. @mikeskupin Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory. 6:47 AM May 29th via web in reply to mikeskupin
  6. @CarlHedlund @robstaboobuzzer Also, @SurvivorPenner has the greatest banter during challenges. Not enough people do the trash talking. 6:38 AM May 29th via web in reply to CarlHedlund
  7. @CarlHedlund @robstaboobuzzer Yeah, the pillows and blankets thing was a little odd. 6:36 AM May 29th via web in reply to CarlHedlund
  8. @robstaboobuzzer @CarlHedlund You can't be a Penner fan? Except maybe Nate, Adam, Candice, Parv.... 6:33 AM May 29th via web in reply to robstaboobuzzer
  9. @CarlHedlund LOL That's a interesting take on ding, marry, kill! 6:31 AM May 29th via web in reply to CarlHedlund
  10. @CarlHedlund I believe so. 6:27 AM May 29th via web in reply to CarlHedlund
  11. @FuturLab Ah! That explains it! 4:02 AM May 29th via web in reply to FuturLab
  12. @FuturLab The code don't work... 4:00 AM May 29th via web in reply to FuturLab
  13. @RHAPfan21 Luckily, my hopes and dreams can fit on the back of a t-shirt! 2:28 PM May 28th via web in reply to RHAPfan21
  14. The song "Somewhere Out There" is a blatant rip off of the second movement of Beethoven's Pathetique Sonata. Something should be done. 12:11 PM May 26th via web
  15. Who could be better to follow than a Time-traveling Cranky Roman Guy from the past tweeting about the present? ---- @querulus #ff 9:42 AM May 26th via web
  16. The answer to the Bigfoot/Yeti mystery can be found in film The Peanut Butter Solution. 9:39 AM May 26th via web
  17. @TimHortons I love your coffee (hopelessly addicted) but you have got to get some better food! Everything is full of goo, sugar or salt! 8:03 AM May 26th via web in reply to TimHortons