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  1. Anyone else notice the Jeep company going after a new target demo? 8:59 PM Dec 16th from web
  2. Yanks let Matsui go...let Lackey and Halladay go to enemies...WTF?!?! 4:08 PM Dec 15th from web
  3. Theres a reason I dont sync my twitter with my facebook with my myspace with my cell phone with my etc... 8:19 PM Dec 10th from web
  4. Just saw watchmen...Zack Snyder has an unhealthy facination with the male body... 6:25 PM Dec 10th from web
  5. Woods getting no support cuz blacks are pissed that in '97 he said he wasnt black, nor white? Are you shitting me? 1:17 PM Dec 10th from web
  6. Tiger Woods whore deal...buy a dozen and the next one is free! 4:53 PM Dec 7th from web
  7. Some dead mother fucker stole my quantum mechanics theory! RETRIBUTION! 5:21 PM Dec 6th from web
  8. Looks like Steelers wont be defending their title this year... 2:36 PM Dec 6th from web
  9. Once upon a time 60 homers a year was a once in a lifetime thing-now its common...apparently the same now goes for perfect teams for the NFL 12:25 PM Dec 6th from web
  10. Congrats to the Nets for setting a new NBA record!!! 8:02 PM Dec 2nd from web
  11. Who the hell cares who that Clinton bitch marries? If shes anything like her father, the union wont last anyway... 8:01 PM Dec 2nd from web
  12. ...Watching the whitest black man in history attempt to give a speech... 5:24 PM Dec 1st from web
  13. Left 4 Dead 2...prolly the best zombie game since Resident Evil 2... 8:42 PM Nov 30th from web
  14. Sotomayor is Dora the Explorer 1:16 PM Nov 28th from web
  15. Obama is Bob the Builder... 10:20 AM Nov 28th from web
  16. Thanksgiving...a day to see people I see almost everyday all year...so its really just another excuse for another coffee/cake day here... 5:07 AM Nov 26th from web
  17. Goin through my phone contacts, 2 Sarahs on it. I know 1 of em, bugger if I know the other. How many Sarahs did I know in college? 6:23 PM Nov 24th from web
  18. Knicks DONT sign Iverson....I guess winning games isnt in their plans for the future... 7:15 PM Nov 20th from web
  19. #youmightbealiberal...if youre an idiot... 7:45 AM Nov 19th from web
  20. Currently 2-5 on my MLB awards ballot. C'mon Wainwright, help make me .500!!! 5:57 AM Nov 19th from web
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