The_FatKid
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I think they should just get rid of saxophones. All of them, in every context.
about 10 hours ago
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RT @: Nightmare starts again for LeBron. Missed layup, easy jumper over 6-1 Rondo to win game in regulation. Rondo alone...
9:05 PM May 30th
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I'm not sure the pot dealer in my building owns a shirt. If he does, he must be using it to dust his furniture, because he never wears it.
6:10 PM May 30th
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Watching "In the Mouth of Madness" on YouTube. Do you read Sutter Cane?
8:23 AM May 27th
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@ Because time keeps on slippin' (slippin' slippin' slippin') into the future. . .
5:15 PM May 23rd
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in reply to WhitneyCummings
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The beginning of "I Can't Remember" sounds like a cross between 's "Seasons in the Abyss," and Harry Chapin's "Cat's in the Cradle."
10:39 AM May 22nd
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Because I'm very very old, I've been listening to 's Facelift today. They were really great. Another 90s-ism: It's a Shame About [Lane].
10:35 AM May 22nd
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RT @: Thank you @ for sharing "Gilbert Gottfried Reads "
6:43 AM May 22nd
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It just took me better than an hour to determine that I don't know what to do next. Fuck.
12:20 PM May 21st
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RT @: According to my mood cock ring, I'm "a man"
8:39 PM May 18th
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Why is there only ever one fucking dude at the Verizon store? Wish I could get the fuck out of this contract.
4:55 PM May 18th
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@ I woke up with the Squid-Devil's "Hoofprints" in mine.
6:26 AM May 17th
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in reply to RoadrunnerCA
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Only in basketball time can 18 seconds be 5 minutes long.
9:12 PM May 16th
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RT @: Holy. Fuck. This guy just outdid everything I've ever done with my life...
9:05 PM May 16th
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RT @: All work and no gin makes me an angry Flynn!! Paradoxly, gin also makes me angry
6:16 AM May 16th
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RT@:BristolPalin is against gay marriage.Thinks kids should be raisedbyteenage mom & hockeyplayer whoskipstown to fuck a waitress.
1:37 PM May 12th
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@ The real question is, can you make a ü? Umlauts are pretty important in this post-Mötorhead era. För rëäl.
6:45 AM May 11th
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in reply to StephStartsOver
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You know that Jeff Hanneman-looking dude from Die Hard? He was pretty raw. I bet he won in the book.
11:01 PM May 9th
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@ Can I, uh. . . . . . have those sprinkles?
11:15 AM May 7th
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in reply to NomieHomie
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I mean, I kind of knew that before, but. . . it just sort of got hammered home.
11:13 AM May 7th
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- Name TheFatKid
- Location Columbus, Ohio
- Web http://bluezer0.net/
- Bio UFO/conspiracy theory/presidential election reporter for http://bluezer0.net Connoisseur of mass-manufactured candy, dry Irish stout, and turkey subs.
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