TheZombieGuy
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Feeling a little too awesome. Roughly 140 characters over my awesomeness capacity. Need to vent some awesomeness. Ahhh, that's much better.
about 3 hours ago
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I'm trying to decide which is tastier: bloody saliva or salt water.
12:17 AM Dec 16th
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@ -- Viva Las Vegas!
9:50 AM Dec 15th
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@ -- 'Sup?
8:07 PM Dec 14th
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in reply to jzb
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Glad I went into work today. Pain and swelling have gone down.
3:55 PM Dec 13th
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My face is still sore and roughly the size of a watermelon, so I called out from work. I hope my face returns to normal tomorrow.
7:10 AM Dec 12th
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These pain pills make me feel as though I just woke up from a week long nap on top of a bed of bunnies and under a blanket of kittens.
9:27 AM Dec 11th
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RT @: Sometimes I wake up mon. morning and think, ugh another full week until the weekend.That stinks.Then I realize that I'm aw
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9:30 AM Dec 7th
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Plants vs. Zombies is so addictive. I keep telling myself that I'll only play a few more levels...
9:29 PM Dec 3rd
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I received two birthday presents in the mail from my brother David: The first season of Wonder Showzen and The Treasure of the Sierra Madre.
10:49 PM Dec 1st
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Was Shelly Godfrey a cylon or an angel? I'm inclined to believe the latter since she managed to disappear under military surveillance.
7:30 PM Dec 1st
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All this has happened before. All this will happen again. Yeah, I'm watching Battlestar Galactica again, trying to make sense of it all.
6:15 PM Dec 1st
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Win a new Macbook Pro on Cyber Monday 2009. Details here:
10:16 AM Nov 30th
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I spoke too soon. Right after I unpaused the game, a common infected came over, kicked me in the face, and killed me. Ta-da!
11:07 PM Nov 29th
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... and the charger continues to dig his way to China with me as a shovel. We survived, but I couldn't begin to guess how.
11:01 PM Nov 29th
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The hunter exclaims "Dinner!" and starts ripping assholes like it's going out of style, the tank goes apeshit on everyone in the area...
11:01 PM Nov 29th
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Approximately an hour later, the other three finally stop picking their noses long enough to come looking for me.
11:00 PM Nov 29th
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Along comes yours truly, and the charger comes straight for me and actually delivers me right into the hands of the tank.
11:00 PM Nov 29th
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Scenario: A charger, a hunter, and a tank are sitting around, getting hungry and whatnot. So the charger says that he'll be right back.
10:59 PM Nov 29th
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Do you take issue with people saying "no problem" as opposed to "you're welcome?" Fine. "You're welcome" to die in a fire. Happy now?
8:37 PM Nov 29th
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- Name Shawn Brockmeier
- Location Bradenton, FL
- Web http://www.marcho...
- Bio I like to think that my unrealized potential will finally come to the fore during a zombie apocalypse.
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