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TheZChronicles

  1. You can't just let good candy go to waste. 7:22 AM May 19th via Twitter for iPad
  2. (z doing homework) M: is that legible? Z: can you read it? M: no Z: I guess not then. 3:04 PM May 9th via Twitter for iPhone
  3. How can a giant underwater reptile swim half way around the globe? How?(Godzilla) 4:41 PM May 2nd via Twitter for iPhone
  4. When I own the Edison Estate. I'm going to use the lab to invent an invisible banana cream pie. 4:56 PM Apr 20th via Twitter for iPhone
  5. On hearing he has a playdate w/ a girl in his class: I'm finally on my way to manhood. M: oh no you're not! (after laughing hysterically) 3:55 PM Apr 17th via Twitter for iPhone
  6. Infinity plus one is infinity. Duh. 1:06 PM Apr 15th via Twitter for iPhone
  7. This gun should fire banana cream pie bullets. They look like bullets, but they just splat when they hit. (at museum) 12:39 PM Apr 15th via Twitter for iPhone
  8. I told my friend a ghost story: the tale of the 9 zombies. 4:40 AM Apr 14th via Twitter for iPhone
  9. May I call you T? (during an imaginary conversation with King Tut) 4:16 PM Apr 11th via Twitter for iPhone
  10. You know what comes with friendship? Coolness. 12:11 PM Mar 30th via Twitter for iPhone
  11. I hate time changes. 11:57 AM Mar 30th via Twitter for iPhone
  12. Today is kid freedom day! I declare no more time changes. 11:57 AM Mar 30th via Twitter for iPhone
  13. When we buy this place, we'll have to expand it. (speaking of the Edison/ford estates) 10:16 AM Mar 13th via Twitter for iPhone
  14. I thought having chickens would be more fun. 3:35 PM Mar 3rd via Twitter for iPhone
  15. When I am president I'm gonna declare a new holiday. "chickmas" it's like Christmas but for chickens. 6:01 PM Mar 2nd via Twitter for iPhone
  16. Why has the world turned against me. 4:05 PM Feb 29th via Twitter for iPhone
  17. Barfing is the worst. 4:04 PM Feb 29th via Twitter for iPhone
  18. The Toilet Song continued: it likes to drink pee, oh yeah, oh yeah. And it eats poo, oh yeah, oh yeah. 4:03 PM Feb 28th via Twitter for iPhone
  19. The Toilet Song by Z: it's favorite flavor of ice cream is barf, oh yeah, oh yeah. 4:02 PM Feb 28th via Twitter for iPhone
  20. I need dad to build me a Z-nigma machine so I can send messages in code. 7:07 AM Feb 27th via Twitter for iPhone