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TheYogurtThief

Best worst thing to tell someone: "my love for you is like my diarrhea, I just can't hold it in" about 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@Mewlyz yes ^_____^ about 9 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Mewlyz
@Mewlyz I bought it from a grocery store :0 I assumed they harvested gingers souls about 10 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Mewlyz
I would like to thank all the gingers that gave their souls for this sesame ginger dressing, #awesomesause #spelleditwrong about 10 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@Mewlyz it was just the dressing about 10 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Mewlyz
@feignperfection I'm sorry :( it will get better after this storm hopefully about 10 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to feignperfection
@feignperfection yeah that has been pretty bad recently #PittsburghProblems about 10 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to feignperfection
@feignperfection I would but the air is on and I'm liking that :3 about 10 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to feignperfection
@feignperfection and I was cooking out there it's been a pretty good show do far :D about 10 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to feignperfection
@Nuklearsamurai you will just earned them for 50% off :p about 16 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Nuklearsamurai
@Nuklearsamurai you don't need to be gainfully employed you need to talk to the people that can get them 1/2 off from the website :D about 16 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Nuklearsamurai
Hmmmm I used to love that Oakley shirt in my twitter pic but the more I look at it I don't like it €_€ about 16 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@TwitchDaWoof I hate nights :( so boring right now with all of 3 people in here 5:57 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to TwitchDaWoof
@OtterStar I wish I had shorter hair when I took it 5:31 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to OtterStar
@xBigTigx I can't tiny chat at work D: 5:27 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to xBigTigx
I think I actually might change my profile pic.... Yep it's going down 2:31 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
Today is not a fun day at work ugh people just need to grow up 2:24 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
I waste so much time pinterest.com/pin/2153290443… 2:20 AM May 26th via Pinterest
@duskdargent I like how the hottest and fairest person in that movie is actually the bad guy :( 7:43 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to duskdargent
@THE_MER_BEAR hey it's not yogurt but it's acceptable 4:25 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to THE_MER_BEAR

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Name Verified Noise
Location Pittsburgh, PA
Bio Taking your yogurt since 1988 Trolling since 2000 Drunk since 2010 Still not dead 2012

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