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  1. "I wonder if the Japanese sell vibrating toilet paper. 'You multitask! Cum while you wipe!'" 34 minutes ago from TweetDeck
  2. RT @bestilmeinbon0r: The Tuskeege Airmen flying into your pussay about 1 hour ago from TweetDeck
  3. @TheHeaviestSlam I feel comfortable sending my child to yr techno middle school. Our fam goes to burning man every year& we r discordian. about 1 hour ago from TweetDeck
  4. Buy me a jellaquarium. And comb jellyfish. NOW. about 1 hour ago from TweetDeck
  5. @TheHeaviestSlam do you have to bring a pacifier and e money to techno middle school? about 2 hours ago from TweetDeck
  6. RT @glennbeck I just read Ayn Rand's autobiography. Amazing woman&conservative&Alan Greenspan's cum dumpster. Inspiring! #tcot #objectivist about 2 hours ago from TweetDeck
  7. Call me Randy Rumpus. That's my Objectivist name #aynrand #killme about 2 hours ago from TweetDeck
  8. @fart cool that makes sense, thanks for the wine protip about 2 hours ago from TweetDeck
  9. @fart what if yr drinking with a girl can u drink white wine then? about 3 hours ago from TweetDeck
  10. Seahorses inspire me 2b a #teenmom http://twitpic.com/r3tqy http://twitpic.com/r3u0d http://twitpic.com/r3u6r about 3 hours ago from TweetDeck
  11. RT @fart: @fart teen about 3 hours ago from TweetDeck
  12. #iamthankfulfor spending the day at the aquarium with a cool ladyfriend and getting hella drunk soon & watching Roseanne about 3 hours ago from TweetDeck
  13. RT @dropkickpikachu: @fart no imma cool dude irl i got hecka terrible taste in everything and it owns //bad taste boiz idh(in da howse) about 3 hours ago from TweetDeck
  14. Salute Your Borts about 4 hours ago from TweetDeck
  15. Leaping blennies are the best fish. about 8 hours ago from TweetDeck
  16. @dropkickpikachu wolf pupae about 9 hours ago from TweetDeck
  17. RT @dropkickpikachu: cookingwithcum.com #happythanksgiving //masterbasting.com 18+ only. Hot basting action! about 10 hours ago from TweetDeck
  18. This snuggie for dogs ain't just for dogs it's also great for babies, wolf pups, and bear cubs about 10 hours ago from TweetDeck
  19. Merry 311 Thankgiving to all and to all a ganja nite about 10 hours ago from TweetDeck
  20. RT @Mobute: Giving thanks again for 311 and especially Nick Hexum. Lord, hear our gratitude and know that we have always been down down. about 10 hours ago from TweetDeck