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"I wonder if the Japanese sell vibrating toilet paper. 'You multitask! Cum while you wipe!'"34 minutes agofrom TweetDeck
@TheHeaviestSlam I feel comfortable sending my child to yr techno middle school. Our fam goes to burning man every year& we r discordian.about 1 hour agofrom TweetDeck
RT @Mobute: Giving thanks again for 311 and especially Nick Hexum. Lord, hear our gratitude and know that we have always been down down.about 10 hours agofrom TweetDeck