TheWoolie
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That Azerbaijani dance troupe is nothing, the village do that every Friday night.
12:05 PM May 26th
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Who the frig is that WAG wannabe dating Declan's nephew? This is Emmerdale, not Hollyoaks!!!
12:56 PM May 18th
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Who else spotted Declan's little bald patch??
12:55 PM May 18th
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Marlon is singing away to ABBA's "dancing queen" while Alicia is slyly recording it on her phone. I'll have a peek of that on YouTube later.
4:51 AM May 15th
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Now they've stopped to have a wee in the bushes. God, you can see the wondering eyes from here! Who do YOU think is the biggest??
1:16 AM May 15th
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Nikhil, David and Declan all on a morning job. You could cut the gay sexual tension with a knife!
1:11 AM May 15th
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Still can't believe how good Rachel looked last night. It's amazing what you find under a chav: Cheryl Cole, Tulisa, now Rachel.
12:55 AM May 12th
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400 people following little old me? N'aww I love you guys too. Come on, drinks are on me.
10:04 AM May 6th
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Everyone has been so focused on Ashley that they haven't even noticed the Bartons have disappeared for the last few weeks. Bad neighbours.
10:00 AM May 6th
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Sorry for not tweeting in a while, Diane used up the Internet downloading porn. I suppose she's gotta get her kicks somewhere.
2:45 PM May 4th
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Carl King is stalking Katie with his eyes. She's not interested wannabe-Casanova. Try Eric, he's a bit lonely at the moment.
10:00 AM Apr 23rd
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I'm not joking when I say that Edna is secretly a ninja.
3:00 PM Apr 13th
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Oooh I think Edna has discovered the Chaz-Cameron fling. Her eyes have narrowed and everything. Oh wait, she's just eyeing up Carl's pint.
12:44 AM Apr 13th
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My stomach keeps rumbling. Wait no, it's just Chaz and Cameron having a quickie. The little hussies.
12:39 AM Apr 13th
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Welcome back to Emmerdale to me. First day home from my holidays and Aaron confesses to arson he didn't commit. Bloody Nora!
12:03 PM Apr 2nd
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Sorry I've not been tweeting lately, I've been visiting my Auntie Victoria in Albert Square.
12:01 PM Apr 2nd
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Adam Barton [to the tune of Adele's 'set fire to the rain']: "I'll set fiiiire, tooo Cain!"
12:16 PM Mar 22nd
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Burn dingle burn!
12:13 PM Mar 22nd
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Come on baby light my fire!
12:10 PM Mar 22nd
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Tulisa's oral sex tape is the talk of the village. She says it isn't her, then gets an ironically named 'gagging order' to stop it spreading
8:41 AM Mar 20th
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- Name The Woolpack
- Location Emmerdale
- Bio ''If these walls could talk.'' Well, they do now! Your secrets aren't safe now, Edna! (Parody)
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