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TheWesLawson

My shitty town's newspaper was pleased to announce the White-Power marriage this week. The couple was black. Not made up. 6:56 PM May 26th via web
Tell your senator to vote against CISPA. privacyisawesome.com 7:42 PM May 23rd via web
#SarahJessicaParker keeps sending me emails about Obama's party at her house. I can't believe #Obama is having a party in a barn. 1:23 PM May 23rd via Twitter for Android
One day Ill open a restaurant calld Huge. The second will b calld Huge #2. Ill soon close the first, leaving only Huge #2 and no explanation 5:25 PM May 21st via Twitter for Android
I made a Master P joke to an 18 year old who had 'No Limit' tattooed on his arm. He didnt know who Master P was. Motherfuck I'm getting old! 8:07 PM May 20th via web
My blind asshole cousin didn't even mention how impressed he was that I wrote "Happy Birthday, Stan" in braille with icing. What a douche. 7:55 PM May 20th via web
I was watching lesbian porn the other day and I blurted out 'that's so Raven!' for no apparent reason. It all makes sense now. #RavenSymone 2:39 PM May 16th via web
You know what they say... once you go black you never get sunburn. 2:34 PM May 16th via web
@jack_obrien I would like to read more about the Native American die-off you mentioned. What sources did you use? 7:08 PM May 15th via web
If I was a dumb cunt whose initials spelled cod I don't think I'd put them on the back of my car in pink. 1:29 PM May 15th via Twitter for Android
Do you think anyone ever called him Chuck Barkley? 7:55 PM May 13th via web
As a bad mutha I celebrate mothers day yearly. Don't like it? Tell it to my gold- plated Desert Eagle, muthafuckah. 8:25 AM May 13th via Twitter for Android
It's real weird to beat off to pictures of someone who is in the ground rotting as we speak. 8:53 PM May 11th via web
Will someone explain stylized mustaches? 4:34 PM May 11th via Twitter for Android
Saw the Avatar of movies; Avengers! Oh, there can't be an Avatar of movies because Avatar is a movie? How about this... Shut your face hole! 10:18 PM May 10th via web
Today I saw someone my extended family used to employ but I had no memory of her. She knew me though. I felt so important! 1:51 PM May 10th via web
Scarlett speaks for me. i.imgur.com/tRwd1.gif 1:49 PM May 10th via web
Testicles 123 11:42 PM May 8th via txt
@minnie_jax Good one. 7:26 PM May 7th via web in reply to minnie_jax
I bet #GlennDanzig is doing something really normal right now. Maybe watching a Gilmore Girls box set. 7:21 PM May 7th via web