TheWaltWhitman
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Making big bucks with my usual Memorial Day scam: getting parades to hire me as a Walt Whitman impersonator.
about 15 hours ago
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I think I enjoyed Lez Zeppelin more than Hall & Oates.
6:58 PM May 20th
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It's a beautiful day in Brooklyn. Stop staring at your damn phone.
9:29 AM May 20th
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You're reading my complete works.
9:45 AM May 14th
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As usual, spending my Friday night waiting on a couple of lesbians.
6:43 PM May 11th
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I've decided if someone behind a computer looks like they're working super hard then they're faking because no one actually works that hard.
8:15 AM May 11th
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You should become an organ donor. I donated all my organs years ago, and life has been much more laid back since.
6:17 AM May 1st
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Does the sight of the fair shuttle atop that great 747 stallion make anyone else's willy tingle?
8:07 AM Apr 27th
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The great white-winged bird of America's dreams shuttles over my Brooklyn borough. Stop, spacemen, give me your sweet zero-gravity liquors.
8:03 AM Apr 27th
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When you dress as S&M Abe Lincoln
3:29 AM Apr 19th
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siri please stop making collages of casey anthony and setting them as our background
1:14 PM Apr 10th
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As a fellow immortal, I can sense it: Ryan Seacrest has received the Quickening.
1:18 PM Apr 18th
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I live to be retweeted by former Presidents.
7:30 AM Apr 18th
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Today is National Stalking Awareness Day. Good thing it's not also Follow Friday.
7:02 AM Apr 18th
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To say I got trashed this weekend is like saying the Titanic had a minor mishap.
8:22 PM Apr 15th
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The Tennesseeans who wrote that bozo bill should be forced to live *entirely* in 1925. No vaccines, no computers, no commercial air travel.
7:49 PM Apr 12th
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No. I'm an all-or-nothing guy. RT @: @ Cn I just come 4 th sodomy? I dont drink.
10:38 AM Apr 11th
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3500 followers. But how many of you will come to my beer & sodomy festival?
9:00 AM Apr 11th
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So, which coffee flavor is code for Opium-Laced these days? Cinnamon swirl? Blueberry? Decaf?
4:19 AM Apr 11th
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The cat came back, several years later, after a botched sex change.
8:07 PM Apr 10th
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- Name Walt Whitman
- Location America
- Bio I'm a legendary poet and I've come back from the grave to expound upon your magnificent asses. http://www.bigrodent.info/
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