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TheWaltWhitman

  1. Making big bucks with my usual Memorial Day scam: getting parades to hire me as a Walt Whitman impersonator.
  2. I think I enjoyed Lez Zeppelin more than Hall & Oates. #ThingsINeverThoughtIdSay #GoogaMooga
  3. It's a beautiful day in Brooklyn. Stop staring at your damn phone.
  4. You're reading my complete works. #SignsThatYoureLonely
  5. As usual, spending my Friday night waiting on a couple of lesbians.
  6. You should become an organ donor. I donated all my organs years ago, and life has been much more laid back since.
  7. Does the sight of the fair shuttle #Enterprise atop that great 747 stallion make anyone else's willy tingle?
  8. The great white-winged bird of America's dreams shuttles over my Brooklyn borough. Stop, spacemen, give me your sweet zero-gravity liquors.
  9. When you dress as S&M Abe Lincoln #IFindThatAttractive
  10. As a fellow immortal, I can sense it: Ryan Seacrest has received the Quickening.
  11. I live to be retweeted by former Presidents.
  12. Today is National Stalking Awareness Day. Good thing it's not also Follow Friday.
  13. To say I got trashed this weekend is like saying the Titanic had a minor mishap. #SleptInARestStopPizzaHut
  14. No. I'm an all-or-nothing guy. RT @bord3rlin3: @TheWaltWhitman Cn I just come 4 th sodomy? I dont drink.
  15. 3500 followers. But how many of you will come to my beer & sodomy festival?
  16. So, which coffee flavor is code for Opium-Laced these days? Cinnamon swirl? Blueberry? Decaf?
  17. The cat came back, several years later, after a botched sex change. #WaltsReimaginedClassics