TheVoluptuousJK
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during sex the other person stops, gets up, pukes & walks out screaming "I JUST CAN'T FUCKING DO THIS!!"
about 7 hours ago
via web
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LMAOSHIFOTTASOMSALB Laughing My Ass Out So Hard I Fell Off The Toilet And Shit On My Self A Little Bit
about 8 hours ago
via dlvr.it
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In scary movies, the person yells out, "Hello?" As if the bad guy is going to be like, "Yeah, I'm in the kitchen! Want a sandwich?"
about 8 hours ago
via web
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The biggest mistake I have made in my life is letting people stay in my life far longer than they deserved to.
about 8 hours ago
via SocialOomph
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Spending my day watching princess movies and waiting for him to come home <3
12:32 PM May 23rd
via web
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If anyone is having a bad day, remember that today in 1976 Ronald Wayne sold his 10% stake in Apple for $800. Now its worth $58,065,210,000
9:48 AM May 23rd
via GrabInbox
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Elegant ladies of the 16th century to let their pubic hair grow as long as possible so it could be pomaded and adorned with bows and ribbon.
8:19 AM May 23rd
via dlvr.it
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How come chocolate comes out of my penis?
7:03 AM May 23rd
via SocialOomph
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Oh, so you say the dress makes you look fat? Silly girl, the fat makes you look fat.
5:03 AM May 23rd
via SocialOomph
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My car runs on gas.. Not friendship. So pay the f*ck up.
4:59 AM May 23rd
via web
from Stockholm, Stockholm
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Meet J.K. Rowling.
4:00 AM May 23rd
via Mobile Web
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The best kind of kiss is the unexpected, unplanned ones that come naturally…like in the middle of a sentence!
3:53 AM May 23rd
via Twitter for iPad
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@ She's doing the splits!
7:52 PM May 22nd
via Twitter for Android
in reply to Courtttnasty
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Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man.
3:44 PM May 22nd
via dlvr.it
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There is a cure for BieberFever, it's called 'Avada Kedavra.'
2:51 PM May 22nd
via web
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Is your ass from McDonald's? Cuz, I'm McFuckin' lovin' it.
1:03 PM May 22nd
via Twuffer
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When two people really care about each other. They will always look for a way to make it work, no matter how hard it is.
2:18 PM May 22nd
via SocialOomph
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University of Pennsylvania researchers claim that women in stable relationships with lots of sex, sleep better than single women do.
2:15 PM May 22nd
via dlvr.it
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All 13 minerals necessary for human life can be found in alcohol beverages.
1:30 PM May 22nd
via GrabInbox
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- Name Jennifer Kane
- Location Manassas, VA
- Bio Most days I think I'm too kind for this world. Then again, maybe the world needs more people like me.
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