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TheUrbanGeisha

  1. I always say I have the worst luck but that isn't true. I don't have any type of luck. At all.
  2. Because its not your place, or wise, to consistently comment on my life when yours isn't ideal
  3. Don't question the life choices I make on a daily basis
  4. What is this TMZ musical?! I can't. This is too .... lawd lmao
  5. My cousin is supposed to come over to do some presentation ... why? Maybe its presentation practice idk
  6. #GrammaticallyIncorrectDay is upon us. Or me ... just me
  7. Do people still get character spongebob tattoos? In 2012? ( ̄ェ ̄;)
  8. The number of times I say eh in a day really should qualify me as an honorary 2NE1 member lol
  9. This B&J Red Velvet Cake ice cream is pretty darn flipping awesome yum
  10. You might say I'm cruel, mean, heartless, daughter of the antichrist idc, I'm stuck in my ways and can be bitter about change
  11. Also adore Sayuri. She's too cute. But Mai is my homie. "That was the wild boar. Moo."
  12. It's official; I'm in love with Mai from Kanon.
  13. Wouldn't mind working for Joyrich. Not one bit. I just really love their overall approach to clothing.
  14. Funny how people think I'm texting when I'm practicing kanji ... with my fat fingers :s
  15. Why was the last thing googled "How To Boil An Egg" ... d'aww
  16. Where's that Beyoncé at ???? Shhhheeeeeet
  17. Gawd I'm (obviously) too good for him. Thank you Lord. Dogged a bullet w/that one. #Hallelu
  18. AND THEN HE ASKS ME FOR SEX?!? #TheFuqILookLike
  19. I mean (I feel) 21 is quite young to marry, but kudos to him. Her. Them.
  20. I'm too young to be bitter about the guy I "love" marrying someone else.