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  1. soon to be celebrating my birthday in a time zone 14 hours ahead of my home zone=life extension
  2. Wish there was a radio station in LA that just played Mariah Carey's "Fantasy" on constant loop
  3. Cool guy at the convenience store: "Enjoy your gum!"
  4. Very jazzed on my new, official ASCAP publishing name: "Do Androids Dream of Electric Music!" How was that not taken?
  5. We don't trash dressing rooms, we dress up trashy rooms!
  6. Surrogates: Die Hard With a Robot
  7. my mom: "what is that movie, mystery on Elm Street?"
  8. Surprised myself by uttering a truism last night about Elaine Benes being "my riotgrrrl"
  9. sushi and the banshees
  10. Cool name for a Seattle rapper: Kelsey Grammar
  11. Last week four members of a dear friend's family were involved in a fatal car accident. Please RT, donate $$: http://bit.ly/Jly3a
  12. Feeling tired? There's a nap for that
  13. com.gmail@gmail.com
  14. our record reviewed in the NY Times. I'm crying a little in the airport thinking about my little name on a newstand somewhere in India
  15. Last night Eddie Murphy's short-lived animated series "the PJs" saved my life
  16. Last night a BJ saved my life
  17. Welcome to the world, baby Mystery Lights! http://bit.ly/HKcFa
  18. Class of Windows 95
  19. decades in the future, it is my sincere hope that people pronounce my initials with the same casual nonchalance as scientologists say "LRH"
  20. potential name for leftist porn site: Muffington Post