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  1. @JuliaAllison http://twitpic.com/pbpse - It's because she wants desperately to escape.
  2. Do donkeys like salmon?? Heehaw, bunnies!
  3. My man is so hot for me, bunnies, that he started Swiffering his floors in our final hours together! Housekeeping = lust!!!! Yay.com!
  4. @codenametk Are you real? Why won't you take any pictures with Julia?
  5. I'm gettin' my idiot on Gettin' my crazy on!!! Gettin' my emotional breakdown on!!!!
  6. @juliaallison Ease up on the carbs, bunny! You don't want Butterface! Do what Mary does -- lox on a lettuce leaf!!!
  7. I love saving the planet, that's why I requested a gigantic gas guzzling SUV to pick me up to shoot a video about saving the planet.
  8. @guestofaguest I love all you bunnies! Just keep giving me attention!!!! p.s. I am way prettier than you.
  9. @codenameTK Run!!!!
  10. @juliaallison Pore you! Pour you?
  11. I don't have any ideas so I need you people to come up with some for me. Four dollars a word, bunnies!
  12. Once you have a man, silly, you can get as fat as you want!!! JA + TK = Together Forever
  13. I deserve a $5,000 a month apartment, bitches! I deserve it!!!! And did I mention I have a boyfriend? I do! xoxox
  14. @JuliasBrain Remember when I ridiculed that bitch Rambo for preferring a PC? When I was a Mac-only girl, and demanded one from [redacted].Ha
  15. I have been asleep all day -- so exhausted from battling my haterz! Life is hard! I need cupcakes to recover from my hard work!
  16. @stlouislovesJA This should be as successful as that awesome blog you started up! You're as accomplished as @meghan! We can be besties!!!!
  17. @stlouislovesJA So exciting! Just me and two porn spammers are following you! I feel so sexy with my new red hair, so this works!
  18. @stlouislovesJA HOORAY!!! I love when I get more followers! Especially stupid ones! Thanks, Bunny! So. Blessed.To. Have. Another. Fan. Girl!
  19. Sony and Alexa Chung, bitches! Take that, haters! HELLS TO THE YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  20. The hairy is familial on my tummy! OOOOPS. xoxo So. Blessed .... sob