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  1. @ProfSmitty Brilliant! "Can you say that with me? Adobe." http://bit.ly/67U6k4
  2. RT @ProfSmitty: "There are thousands of uses for corn, all of which I will tell you now." That film is genius, dark, and visually awesome.
  3. Revisit the dark and twisted genius of Paul Rueben and director Tim Burton in Pee-wee's Big Adventure. http://bit.ly/swQ0c Favorite scene?
  4. RT @thebachelorguy: How Wu-Tang Clan got their name in Best of The Toilet Paper http://bit.ly/4xTcEs
  5. There is only one thing more comfortable than sliding into a pair of Slix™: http://bit.ly/6tKSHv (Sponsored)
  6. Notre Dame announce Brian Kelly as new Fighting Irish coach. When asked for a comment The Irish Defamation League said "Brilliant!"
  7. Sociologists can spend a lifetime studying the televised cultural wellspring known as "Jersey Shore" thanks to #MTV. http://bit.ly/P2AfB
  8. Domino’s Pizza and American Family Insurance have pulled their ads from "Jersey Shore". While Dippity-Do & Bruno's Bronzer experience R.O.I.
  9. Jersey beaches closed indefinitely due to the trash that has washed up on shore. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RfUMBgfhn0
  10. Indie babe Parker Posey on As The World Turns. Who else got their break on these cerebral & insightful daytime dramas? http://bit.ly/v8iTb
  11. @ChankoCreative Ha. Looks like you may get your wish.
  12. @bricefaubel Interesting. You may be on to something... A Gratuitous News - Year in Review issue. We've scheduled it for the near future.
  13. Trying to break through the Tiger stories to find a topic. for tomorrow Anything you'd like to see us cover?
  14. Great combos: PB & J, steak & baked potato, Eric B & Rakim, tube tops & boobs. What are some others?
  15. Organic Magic | Blues Meets Hip Hip > http://bit.ly/63EbBn
  16. I'm really looking forward to returning to Dubai. The audiences are always receptive to my music [it] never ceases to amaze me.-Bryan Adams,
  17. $5/day – the DAILY wage contract workers from S. Asia were receiving for building Sheikh Mohammed dreams http://bit.ly/5TPyRy #dubaibubble
  18. $2000 - Cost of the cheapest hotel room in the Hotel Burj al Arab http://bit.ly/5TPyRy #Dubai
  19. "We at The Toilet Paper regret those transgressions with all of our heart." Wow! this covers everything, thanks Tiger
  20. We supported Career Gear Inc by voting for them to win $25k with #chasegiving. Please fan, vote, and RT! http://bit.ly/3rnwGi