TheThirdPigg
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Happy World Book Day!
3:10 AM Mar 1st
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Although mortgage reform is a pertinent issue...
3:07 PM Feb 29th
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I would like to confirm that this is not what happened:
3:06 PM Feb 29th
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@ I'm very glad my adventures entertain you!
3:06 PM Feb 29th
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Hey, of course I trust my biographer. Just need to check these things. He completely understands and appreciates all amendments I've made.
12:28 PM Feb 26th
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My loyal followers may have been wondering where I have been this week. The answer: proofreading the latest in my series of memoirs!
8:56 AM Feb 26th
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It's all about to kick off for me and my humble musings
4:20 AM Feb 17th
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@ I'm honoured to have you as my ghost writer.
8:01 AM Feb 15th
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First proofs for Curds and Whey have arrived in my grubby virtual fist - and they look great!!
7:07 AM Feb 15th
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I now have to buy Gloria a new vase. Though it would quite honestly be more fair if she bought me some tissues or something.
8:35 AM Feb 14th
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Valentine's Day love poems: Blake Morrison reads Thom Gunn's Touch
7:17 AM Feb 14th
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Just tripped over one of the five vases of flowers that Gloria's been sent. My knees are throbbing, and my snout may explode.
6:23 AM Feb 14th
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I really wasn't expecting anything. Nothing at all. Flowers give me hayfever. And they're unsightly.
6:19 AM Feb 14th
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At last! The internet is fixed! Hey, I know it's taken me all weekend, but I only have trotters you know.
7:46 AM Feb 13th
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Hey, I don't recall that it was even her who dispatched the wolf!
4:47 AM Feb 10th
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Red Riding Hood gives a scintillating interview with Grimmstown Daily. Vacuous airhead if ever there was one.
4:46 AM Feb 10th
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Saturday is surely far superior to Thursday? .
6:48 AM Feb 9th
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And I spilt my coffee all over my suit. So unbecoming. Will someone please go fetch me another one?
6:18 AM Feb 9th
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Bloody weather. It's so hard to walk on ice when you have trotters. Feeling so very undignified right now, and bruised black and blue
6:17 AM Feb 9th
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Such fuss about a cat with an incidental interest in football. I hardly feel it as impressive as an anthropomorphic pig solving crimes.
2:37 PM Feb 8th
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- Name Harry Pigg
- Location Grimmtown
- Bio A private detective, and the only surviving brother from the legendary Bad Wolf attacks. Office hours 8am-5pm. Contact Gloria.
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