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  1. //ATTN I MISS THE OLD NEWS FLASH DAYS.
  2. RT @Xerox914: //ATTN @StJohnPowell SPANKING EMPLOYEES IS NO LONGER ACCEPTABLE IN THE USA. STOP IMMEDIATLY. STILL OK IN INDIA.
  3. NOT MUCH TO TALK ABOUT THESE DAYS. STILL TAKING INVENTORY. COUNTING THE TOOTHPICKS FOR THE SHRIMP COCKTAILS.
  4. //ATTN @stjohnpowell @_johnhooker WANKER WANKER WANKER . MORE FOLLOWS.
  5. //ATTN SECRET DOCUMENTS FOLLOW. FOR TOADIE EYES ONLY @john_hooker @lanepryce WHAT EVER YOU DO DONT GIVE THESE TO @Xerox914
  6. @perfectsec i AM HERE FOR YOU. #MADMEN
  7. @perfectsec: @Xerox914, @HollisinNY May I point out that in addition to being warm and buttons to push, I have a motor and vibrate?
  8. //ATTN @_johnhooker @john_hooker THIS MAY VERY WELL BE YOUR #MADMENFINALE SUGGEST YOU COME IN SUNDAY PM OR ELSE.
  9. //ATTN @_LanePryce INSURE ADEQUATE SUPPLY OF EMPLY BOXES AVAIL FOR STAFF. WHERE IS MISING TYPEWRITTER?
  10. @StJohnPowell If you will send @BadJoanHolloway around to check my grease.
  11. RT @HollisinNY: #followfriday Follow @TheAntFarm @BadJoanHolloway @8OClockCoffee @perfectsec @SC_ Janitor Good lineup!
  12. RT @Connie_Hilton: They killed Jack. Who's next?
  13. /ATTN @john_hooker MR @_johnhooker CLEAR SOME TIME UP IN MR @lanepryce 's SCHED THIS WEEK FOR BIG MTG stop YOU BIG TOADIE -STJohn
  14. //ATTN @Single_Shot @sc_cocktails THANKS 4 INCLUDG ME IN YOUR LIST STOP BOTTOMS UP! STOP .S. @StJohnPowell
  15. @pattie_boyd Lets multiply that 100 by 10 tonight!
  16. @peggyolson I HOPE YOU LIKE CANARY YELLOW
  17. //MY CANARY YELLOW PAPER WILL SOON DOMINATE THE WORLD THANKS TO MY CONTROLLERS AT WESTERN UNION
  18. //OFFICE COFFEE FOR MOST IMPORTANT CLIENTS THERE IS ONLY @8OClockCoffee
  19. RT @HighTechHistory: "There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home." - Ken Olsen, co-founder of DEC, 1977.
  20. @TheAntFarm @Cobra_SC NOTICE OF NEW MOON AD SENT TO LONDON HQ AND @Connie_Hilton NY OFFICE THIS AM. http://twitpic.com/ll1jv