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Hey Professor, can a computer store format a hard drive?: Somebody gave me a 300 GB external HD because he bough... bit.ly/JpMeko 12:17 AM May 19th via twitterfeed
Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who?: Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers... bit.ly/KcYNv8 5:07 PM May 16th via twitterfeed
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MUTTONSHUTTER FOUND DEAD!: She was found naked in an alley with what detectives are calling an exceptionally lar... bit.ly/JU16ni 4:17 PM May 13th via twitterfeed
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Can someone please explain the spat between CM and Jimmy?: I'm in the dark here. bit.ly/KrrNS9 8:50 PM May 10th via twitterfeed
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Good news for Chadd............: Bamaboy says same sex couples should be allowed to marry..............Oh dear dear me. bit.ly/LhlUXi 4:18 PM May 9th via twitterfeed
thought I saw a ghost last night: But then quickly realised that it was a massive spook called chris. bit.ly/LMvX9v 4:20 AM May 9th via twitterfeed