TheStevenSeagal
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@ I think I'd be a better choice for host on most t.v. shows, including "Man vs. Wild". With me, it'd be "Man: 100, Wild: 0"!
3:26 PM Feb 9th
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What sort of title is "Quantum of Solace"? Solace has no place in the visceral artistry of action film. "Half Past Dead" - THAT'S a title!
8:33 PM Dec 1st, 2008
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My stock portfolio grows despite econ downturn. I'm flawless @ investing, except once in the 80's. "Sambo's" restaurant chain. Who knew?
2:26 PM Dec 1st, 2008
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Keep wondering why they don't ask me to do a Warcraft ad like Mr. T. I'd make a cool night elf. I can make cookies AND shoes! Day or night!
10:32 PM Nov 30th, 2008
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Steven Fun Fact #329: While filming Under Siege, I became a gourmet chef. My crudités with an herbed anise dip kick as much ass as I do!
4:03 PM Nov 28th, 2008
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Working on a song for my 3rd album. Need a good rhyme for "Sybian". Alas, the creative muse guiding my soul will not be rushed. Or kicked.
1:28 PM Nov 28th, 2008
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Black Friday combines rampant consumerism with a laissez-faire attitude towards punching fellow shoppers in the face! It's Steven's holiday!
6:53 AM Nov 28th, 2008
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Little known fact about me #114: I'm a big fan of that 70's pea soup green color & still have a kitchen phone in that shade. Very zen.
4:32 AM Nov 28th, 2008
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A whole day & only 4 followers? Interweb must be broken! Or maybe terrorist hackers begging for an ass-kicking. I'll happily oblige.
1:56 AM Nov 28th, 2008
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Thanksgiving is a time for everyone to gather with their loved ones, cook some food, and celebrate that there is a world with me in it.
7:55 PM Nov 27th, 2008
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2-week typing course has enabled me to do what 4 years of yelling at the keyboard did not: reach cyberspace! The REAL Steven Seagal is here!
11:46 PM Nov 26th, 2008
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- Name Steven Seagal
- Bio Steven F. Seagal. Yes, it's really me. The F stands for Fun!
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