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  1. Dirtest jump ever.
  2. EFF YOU GRUDEN DO NOT COMPARE THE STEELERS TO MO RIVERA.
  3. @DCTrojan Tell her I'm 4'8, so it could be worse.
  4. RT @AndrewBucholtz "I didn't ask you to intercept that!" "You asked with your eyes, Kyle. You asked with your eyes."
  5. @TheGallyBlog I'm also against Ape. He's got Ward, I have Holmes and Mendenhall. Too bad I'm already down 30.
  6. Arians follows your feed! RT @DixieNormess Attention Bruce Arians, et. al: RASHARD MENDENHALL HAS 6.4 YARDS PER CARRY!!! RUN IT! FUCK.
  7. WOOOO! RT @LegendOfVinnyT Drowning out Tirico and crew with "Renegade". #herewegosteelers
  8. @alonelikmacauly UGH. So annoying.
  9. @DixieNormess The bestwas,"You opened a line of credit in '01 for $XXXXX."I busted a gut laughing,"I didn't qualify for a pack of gum in 01"
  10. In other news, it's pretty helpful to have your up-to-date credit report in front of you to yell in the phone "THERE IS NOTHING HERE."
  11. Am now going to have to spend the next year explaining no, I am not in debt and no one is going to go to debtors prison.
  12. UGH! A scam "debt" collector called my dad's house and scared his wife claiming the sheriff's office was about to serve papers.
  13. Don't recall this being a new GTA mini-game. "Comedian Katt Williams arrested,accused of burglary" http://bit.ly/iTSNE
  14. RT @fourzerotwo Chatting w/Cole Hamels in hotel lobby while a guy in a Yanks baseball cap glares at us from the street. I love NY loyalty.
  15. @SignalToNoise GASP! You started the smack talk! http://bit.ly/HQqGT #datedmemes
  16. Eyes @signaltonoise suspiciously for the rest of the day.
  17. Ohhhh... It's "Stupak amendment" and not "Stupid amendment." I must of heard it wrong.
  18. Going to spend week trying to recreate Gjelina's Butterscotch Pot de Creme with Salted Carmel and Creme Fraiche. Better than Mozza's?
  19. Someone claiming to be one of Emeril's line cooks commented on my #bwblv post/Stadium review. Mood: Tinglingly
  20. How to Sound British - Madonna #worldsthinnestbooks