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  1. Hooray! First Christmas card of the season! @metschick FTW!
  2. @alonelikmacauly Why would you want to see that movie with a bunch of old people and posers?
  3. Thanks for the Follow Friday and the RTs @jonahkeri @lowposts @catelinp @maggiehendricks @dougOLis @smokeycloud - Go #FF them back.
  4. @LisaKennelly Thanks for the tip BTW. I kept seeing Austin. (Jealous!)
  5. The change of Christopher Walken will not effect your recipe. http://bit.ly/89FeCZ
  6. EDIT: 30 min after posting I realize I was thinking about BRAINSTORM and not DREAMSCAPE, although both work, and Manning is still a pansy.
  7. Quaid > Manning "Friday Football Foodie:Caramelized Onion w/Apple Tarts & Blue Cheese Pear Squares" http://bit.ly/89FeCZ (Love my RTers!)
  8. Today's Friday Football Foodie went off the rails at "Peyton Manning is no Dennis Quaid, that’s for sure."
  9. @alonelikmacauly OH, I am already swooning.
  10. @alonelikmacauly Fake.
  11. Jake Gyllenhaal talks Steelers on Kimmel RT @alonelikmacauly @thestarterwife did you see this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwVD11REfA8
  12. And of course the Salt Lick is right on top. A week from a bunch of our friends will be there... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  13. C'mon NYT! Hurry up & post your next "36 Hours In" story. A week of seeing the Austin one right after we canceled our Austin trip is painful
  14. Sex on Ambien? Why would anyone want to experience sex feeling slow and haz... Oh. Right. Golfers.
  15. RT @xmasape: http://twitpic.com/s4bo2 - There, I fixed it.
  16. Is Alexi doing coke in the booth? (I don't care mind you. My crush goes back to his tie-dyed appearances on Letterman.)
  17. Hmmm... On second thought. Can we play a non-NATO country? This is could effect the Afghan strategy.
  18. This is helpful, since I already hate the British.
  19. Is it possible one of my neighbors has overheard me discussing this very thing over the past couple of weeks?
  20. Thx HBO for airing Apocalypse Now Redux this week, strengthening my stance it should be considered a best of the 00's as a different film.