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Sniff sniff :( twitter.com/theskylerstone… 10:20 AM May 26th via Camera on iOS
I'm the VO of a new series called Insane Or Inspired on SyFy. Starts 2nite@ 10. Check it out they let me go off on these fools Owens on it 2 4:50 PM May 25th via Seesmic
As I got off a plane I just heard a dude tell a chick he had been talking to "Have a nice life." What is this a Nora Ephron movie? 7:19 AM May 25th via Seesmic
Am I in a third world country?! Oh no I'm just @ LAX at the Alaska Airlines counter. #WorstCompanyEver 4:31 PM May 24th via Seesmic
jaymohr37 I'm having a hard time picturing Adam Yauch, Donna Summer and Robyn Gibb standing in line together. 7:22 PM May 21st via web Retweeted by theskylerstone and 107 others
Alright Lineup of the yr bitches. 2nite. Improv on Melrose. Ralphie May. Nick Kroll. Harland Williams. TJ Miller. Natasha Leggero. WANT TIX? 8:40 AM May 22nd via Seesmic
Dodger games bring out the worst fans ever. I have honestly seen better fans on a ceiling in a Federale interrogation room in Tijuana. 12:51 PM May 21st via Seesmic
My phone tried to correct "Dodgers" to the word "disgrace" in my last update/Tweet. I honestly have never loved my iPhone so much. 12:24 PM May 21st via Seesmic
Dodger fans are the worst. They're not even baseball fans. They're hot dog fans. #truth 12:24 PM May 21st via Seesmic
It was so sunny at the game I almost bought a Dodger hat to block the sun. Then I realized I'd rather snort feces than wear one of those. 12:24 PM May 21st via Seesmic
I'm at the Dodger game. Oh just kidding no I'm not - I'm at the CARDINAL GAME!!!!!!!!! #Giddyup #WeDontNeedNoStinkingPujols 5:40 PM May 20th via Seesmic
I find it odd that we naturally wake up w morning wood yet we are bullied by ladies that we're so horny Just point at it &say "its science!" 3:59 PM May 20th via Seesmic
Yup, DEF seeing this: deadline.com/2012/05/hyde-p… via @nikkifinke 11:21 AM May 20th via Tweet Button
@jaymohr37 nicole made it LaborDay 4 me cuz that was our 1st date she brought her kids & said I jumped right in scolding& takin boy 2 B-room 10:41 AM May 19th via Mobile Web in reply to jaymohr37
jaymohr37 Anger is like holding a hot coal and waiting to throw it at someone. You get burned and it leaves a mark long after you're through. 4:04 PM May 5th via web Retweeted by theskylerstone and 180 others
Tryin 2 figure out how 2 properly honor MCA's passing. Got it down 2 a tattoo above my ween that says "Sure Shot" or naming 1st kid Egg Man 6:41 PM May 11th via Twitter for iPhone
I love electronic music. But most of it really does sound like Steven Hawking scatting. 3:24 PM May 10th via Ping.fm
Yes. 12:00 PM May 10th via Ping.fm
NO, this isnt scary at all, really #BigBrother #LessGovt stuff.co.nz/technology/dig… 1:14 AM May 8th via web
Hey Pujols, we're still in 1st place. Without you. Yup. Hope u like your Applebee's life behind the "orange curtain". #Traitor 1:06 AM May 8th via web

Name Skyler Stone
Location HOLLYWOOD, CA
Bio Actor/comedian from Comedy Central's CON & on Raising Hope on FOX. Seen in the movies Waiting, Accepted, For Your Consideration, Housebroken, Hostel 3.