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  1. The hours just fly by in The Hub RT @spraggers: "What's the point of green tinsel?" "Who's the fairy?" Festive hilarity
  2. Oh bugger RT @canfan: RIP Maggie Jones aka Blanche, Coronation Street's funniest character http://tinyurl.com/yjr29s6 #fb
  3. Your medication failing again? RT @AndrewLeeming: Love the way we say sarkoze, zarrrkoozeeee. Deliciously french
  4. Classic dunce - 'Pete Doherty booed off stage during a solo gig in Germany after he sang a Nazi anthem' http://tinyurl.com/yjcuxcz
  5. "We may be losing our captain but we'll make sure the ship sails on" - like a blubbing 8-year-old schooled in cliches
  6. Hard work that lad, poor 'Young' RT @CHUFFMEDIA: Currently listening to Moz's Desert Island Discs on the iPlayer http://bit.ly/7AopwJ/
  7. Explains why he kept stroking my face RT @ErikPetersen: back to features-writing coalface: I've missed Simon Wilson's rugged masculinity
  8. Had planned to mark the New Year by leaping off Trent Bridge but Jack is back: 24 - series 8... in HD #fb
  9. Shifted from British Gas to NPower = £600 rebate and £60 per month less to pay
  10. Jumped over to Sky from Virgin for TV, net n phone after a bottle of wine. So that's why they stay open until 11pm #fb
  11. RT @EG_Nottingham: Website launched for unsigned bands to sell their music - sales eligible for official UK charts http://bit.ly/6m0Of8
  12. Simon Cowell should be watching The Best Of The Johnny Cash Show BBC4: Dylan, Stevie Wonder, Neil Young... then take a gun to his head
  13. ... and Sky News, BBC 24, PA, Reuters... wish you'd have been vox-popped complaining about the siren racket @ErikPetersen
  14. RT @ErikPetersen: So, feeling guilty. Those sirens keeping me awake in Peckham? Might have been the front-page-of-Standard 180-fireman fire.
  15. .... although the rest of the day will be enduring that droid Dwight insisting it's my turn to make the tea... @MhairiMcF
  16. ... I'll be delighting 'my people' by appearing on @francesfinnshow from 9 - I nearly managed a full sentence last week... @MhairiMcF:
  17. Easy... RT @MhairiMcF: @TheSimonWilson I have a hot date with Jezza tomorrow. Beat that.
  18. Pull yourself together Colin, you pathetic creature
  19. You knee'd a swan? You're menkal RT @spraggers: Saw a lovely swan chilling by canal this morning. That was when I did my knee in
  20. Annoyed having to buy 3D glasses off eBay to watch all those C4 programmes - all Sainsbury's freebies sold out long ago