TheSilverOrange
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picked up hay fever over breakfast, wasted the whole day face down on the keyboard, asleep while brain drained out his nose onto the carpet.
10:36 PM Nov 7th
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- On closer inspection, my new nipples were a lot larger than I thought they would be.
9:13 PM Nov 2nd
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is going to change his middle name to “Procrastination”, but not right now… maybe later.
10:14 PM Oct 24th
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has got 9 friends in his first 2 days on Facebook. “Not bad achievement” he thinks to himself, despite not really knowing how to use it yet.
6:53 AM Oct 4th
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Do you use Facebook? I’m thinking about joining. Would you be my friend?
9:16 PM Oct 2nd
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Has had this headache now for three days straight, here’s hoping it’s a tumour… or at least some kind of cranial worm armed with a nailgun.
4:45 AM Sep 26th
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is wearing a glow-stick, its orange and glowey. It was on his desk for a week, then in his pocket briefly and it activated. Watchout ladies!
5:00 AM Sep 15th
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Over 2 months and counting… no noteworthy superpowers to unveil. I’ll update you if anything changes (that is if THEY don’t get to me first)
10:42 PM Sep 12th
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Just ate a mango that’s been sitting in bottom of freezer for 2 years. Looking forward to superpowers that’ll be bestowed on me by morning…
6:46 AM Jul 7th
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I lost 48 pounds overnight after eating and I found a new MacBook Pro within my folds of loose skin!
10:11 AM Jul 2nd
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According to the save files on my PC, it’s been 4 years since I last played Half-Life 2. Who thinks they can beat me in a crowbar duel?
4:59 AM Jul 1st
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Gah… headache! Largely from reducing last post down to only 140 characters… some milky whipped chocolate may have been involved to a degree…
5:52 AM Jun 28th
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Apparently there are no artificial colours/flavours in Value Bag of MilkyWays. Only 57 calories per bar. I had 9 in last half hour, 19 to go
5:35 AM Jun 28th
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I just figured out how to make my phone vibrate when it rings! Usually it vibrates only when on silent. I’ve had this phone for 3 years now…
6:41 AM Jun 24th
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Wonders if you can call it a midnight snack if you eat three slices of frozen bread, with nothing on it, at 2am in the morning?
9:10 AM Jun 21st
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@ I've never played Pokémon before. I have an original GameBoy and a DS Lite. Which game should I, as a beginner, start with?
10:33 AM Jun 19th
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in reply to Katersoneseven
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If you play loud shooting games on your iPhone, without earphones, in a public Laundrette, I despise you and we can’t be friends. Sorry.
12:31 AM Jun 19th
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8 double yolkers in a row from a carton of eggs. Is this lucky? The ticket machine short changed me 20 cents shortly after…
8:35 PM Jun 14th
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drank energy drink after dinner. Not only did I not get anything done as planned, but now I can’t sleep. It’s 4:30am. Insomnia wins Round 1.
11:30 AM Jun 13th
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Re: "Bajo is busting some ghosts" @ Does busting make you feel good, Bajo?
11:49 PM Jun 10th
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- Name The SilverOrange
- Location Melbourne
- Web http://www.youtub...
- Bio I can hover up to 30 centimetres off the ground. It’s a pretty useless superpower, even I have to admit…
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