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  1. Dude, those tranquilizers leave a MEAN hangover. Woke up in the woods next to a female bear - no idea what her name is. Shit. 11:17 AM Jun 1st from web
  2. Weather this weekend was awesome. If this keeps up I'm NEVER leaving Seattle. 7:33 PM May 25th from Echofon
  3. Don't worry; I don't eat dogs. Would be bad for my image as a Media Darling. 1:57 PM May 22nd from Echofon
  4. Had to show up in Shoreline today to remind people what the REAL Seattle Bear looks like. A bit jealous 1 of the fakes got into ice cream. 1:50 PM May 22nd from Echofon
  5. Hey, anyone have any bear-friendly holiday weekend plans? Considering making random appearances around the city to confuse people even more. 9:47 AM May 22nd from Echofon
  6. I'm becoming the Elvis of the bear world; people are seeing me everywhere now. http://tinyurl.com/oonjbj 1:48 PM May 21st from web
  7. @ParsingNonsense I don't know that I'd call it a turn-off, but it does make me worry they are on something and might not be safe to eat. 11:08 AM May 21st from web in reply to ParsingNonsense
  8. I've been moving in secret to avoid strange people waving their arms in the air at me, trying to make themselves look bigger. Seriously? 1:37 PM May 20th from web
  9. @sadiembeagle I'm working on it. But there is so much to see and do in Seattle... 1:31 PM May 20th from web in reply to sadiembeagle
  10. Considering a visit with @Fremont_Troll before I head out of the city. It's been nice seeing the city, but I'm more of a rural bear, really. 6:33 AM May 20th from web
  11. @Sundry I am both amused and frightened. I never thought my 15 minutes of fame would come from wandering the Seattle area for a weekend. 5:17 PM May 19th from web in reply to Sundry
  12. Victory! I knew the truth would come out. @seattlebear is really @bostonsteamer! It's okay, I can understand wanting to be @TheSeattleBear. 5:11 PM May 19th from web
  13. @seattlebear I didn't mean to make you see stars! I bear-ly touched you. Alas. 5:09 PM May 19th from web
  14. @seattlebear I'm surprised you showed! I thought a cub like you had to be home in their den by now. Will your Mom be mad you're here? 5:04 PM May 19th from web in reply to seattlebear
  15. I don't understand the confusion; it's clear @seattlebear is fake. The REAL Seattle bear doesn't tweet fractured sentences or start duels. 4:02 PM May 19th from web
  16. @questionsall Not sure, I haven't been in the area long enough to have a bridge preference. I might swim; I like the exercise. 1:52 PM May 19th from web in reply to questionsall
  17. Possible joint advert campaign theme: Smokey and the Bandit. Y/N? I'd love to work with someone like Smokey. Admired him since I was a cub. 1:47 PM May 19th from web
  18. @sben Not a bad idea! I'll consider making a stop there. 1:44 PM May 19th from web in reply to sben
  19. @tbolt871 I have an iPhone. I thought the keyboard would be hard to type on, but unsurprisingly...there's an app for that. 1:43 PM May 19th from web in reply to tbolt871
  20. @seattlebear Accepted! I'm in Shoreline at the moment, taking a breather from all the walking. Where do you want to meet? 1:37 PM May 19th from web in reply to seattlebear