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  1. Look. The only ones who want to 'kill gramma' are the people who are standing in the way of real health care reform. Die, you #^%$! shills.
  2. Local 'Town Hall' on Health Care. Could we have more screamy ringers in the audience? Live video - http://www.theuptake.org/
  3. @Mankatonews The audio compression on theuptake.com is unintelligible, but at least nobody's screaming 'Hitler' yet.
  4. How can this not be an onion article? http://bit.ly/3ntgiX
  5. @jason_mraz Can you call my wife up on stage tonight, like the Boss did with Courtney Cox? It would make her day.
  6. At Steele county fair. Some people just should not reproduce.
  7. @BananaAnna2008 I tried to eat one of those(http://twitpic.com/dtm30), and could not finish it. It was like trying to eat pillows.
  8. Les Paul: Even dead, he is still is a better guitarist than me. I got time though, baby, I got time.
  9. Stuck in my head:Starstruck by the Kinks - http://bit.ly/3r9ZRu
  10. The Schmoejoes will be doing our 9th annual Halloween show at Barden's this year. Soon to be followed by T-Giving and X-Mas: the WRECKONING!
  11. The older I get, the more I resemble my father. Not looks-wise-I'm incredibly handsome--more like get off my lawn wise. J/k pops, I lub ya
  12. If you say Tweets Are Pointless I'll kill you.
  13. Reese's Pieces make a fine lunchtime repast, but they also annoy with 'I after E, except after C' and 'S' apostrophe confusion. Sugar HIGH
  14. Woke up via cat's head butts, then cat's butt on head. DELIGHTFUL
  15. Why does the shepherd feel it necessary to play crazy fetch* at 1 am? *Crazy Fetch - run run run, drop stuffed ice cream cone, pick up, run
  16. Running some ads on Facebook for The Schmoejoes. Let me know if you see one. I'm pretty sure nobody looks at them unless there's boobs.
  17. sure. I get 30 calls tonight about "Hey, when do you go on at Ribfest?" when I'm too lazy to delete the show. Sorry, no ribs and The SJ's.:(
  18. @BananaAnna2008 have you tried D minor? It's the saddest of all the keys.
  19. No SJ's @Ribfest this year, but I hear we may be doing Songs on the Lawn in Mankato. I'll let you know if you're bringing the potato salad.
  20. Dirty diapers laying all over at Maplewood Park. There's garbage cans everywhere. I wish I could take a big DQ on your dinnertable, ya slobs