TheScarborough
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"Start with what is right rather than what is acceptable." -Franz Kafka
9:07 PM May 30th
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Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers.
12:06 PM May 29th
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Boys insult each other, but they really don't mean it. Girls compliment each other, but they don't mean it either.
11:35 AM May 29th
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Seriously train? You decide to go snail-slow. I'm in a hurry. Out the way! Kthxbye
1:22 PM May 29th
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With (@ Sonic Drive-In)
12:06 PM May 26th
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Ever realize there're many types of "ass"? SmartASS, dumbASS, crazyASS, stupidASS, lazyASS. Who knew ass had personalities! @
7:35 AM May 20th
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Sometimes the majority only means that all the fools are on the same side.
3:57 AM May 20th
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Let's eat Grandma or let's eat, Grandma. Punctuation saves lives.
6:15 AM May 20th
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"@: I dont make typos, I make new words." Relevant to @
9:36 PM May 17th
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The awkward moment when a boy has longer eyelashes than a girl with mascara on.
7:09 AM May 7th
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I'm not a nerd, I just like to read. I'm not a whore, I just like to flirt. I'm not a mistake, I just tend to make them.
4:39 AM May 7th
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"@: Dear lips, I'm sorry for making you blow and work so harder than normal. Sincerely, trumpet player." @
7:52 AM May 7th
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Dear mom, how can you hear me mumble under my breath, but you can't hear me yell, "WHAT!?" when you call my name? Sincerely, confused kid.
3:27 AM May 5th
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Dear bowling ball, You getpicked up, thrown in the gutter, yet you still come back for more. Sincerely, You sound like couple that I know.
3:05 AM May 5th
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Definition of "I'll think about it." = I'll forget about it completely until you bring it up again.
2:11 AM May 5th
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Dear Pen, I havejust put you down like 2 seconds ago...Sincerely, Not in a mood to play hide and seek.
12:33 AM May 5th
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"@: Ross and I hoping there's a terrorist attack so we don't have to take this damn test." <~~~ <3
11:09 AM May 5th
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- Name Rian Scarborough
- Location Kingsville, TX
- Bio Ne te quaesiveris extra (Do not look outside of yourself for the truth.)
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