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TheSaturnyne

  1. @Bex272 @debt_collector @presents4sally so you saaaaayyyyyyyy.... *doubty face*
  2. @Bex272 @debt_collector @presents4sally why does it always seem that Bex is saying utterly filthy innuendo's? =O =) Or is it just my mind?!
  3. @AlphaBelle "couples porn"? Does that mean you like your erotica to be more "racy"? Threesomes porn? Orgy porn? Asking for a friend... =)
  4. @SpunkyMuffin only if it can wield nunchak's!
  5. @SpunkyMuffin and THEN buy big houses in the Bahamas. And have Butlers! Butlers with Katanas and good manners!
  6. @SurplusApathy no. More like the gas chambers and concentration camps. I'M the Hitler to them *cries*
  7. @SpunkyMuffin I'm sure Jesus would be totally up for it. We should bring a katana for him too.
  8. @SpunkyMuffin and shovels! We gotta have shovels and then Jesus to do the rezzing thing. Then BLAMMO!- we kill him again! With sweet katanas
  9. @SpunkyMuffin Great! I can't wait to Kill Bill! He will thank us for it one day!
  10. @nameonmybum What? Again??!? But I...
  11. @SurplusApathy they don't want me to bring the vacuum into the bedroom ever again.
  12. @SpunkyMuffin indubitably! Someone is bound to be grateful at our noble and selfless acts of heroism. We will be rolling in it!
  13. @SurplusApathy already did that. They revolted and annexed my bedroom. Won't let me back in until I accede to their revolutionary demands!
  14. @SpunkyMuffin first, we kill Bill Gates! Like in that film! Then we Raid apple hq! Like in that new film! Then we upload our psyches!
  15. @epically_odd well if you start calling yourself ONE thing, people will always associate you with that and then you're TRAPPED! =O
  16. @AlphaBelle I just tried that. I think I need to work out more. Or get implants so I can join in. Or borrow some. Boobs, that is.
  17. @epically_odd I think names are a dangerous thing =)
  18. @SpunkyMuffin "Siri?" "..." "Siri!?!?" "..." SIRI!!!" "I ain't talking to you, bitch. You just want me to tell jokes for your friends"
  19. @SpunkyMuffin "Siri?" "oh now you've stopped playing mother-fucking Fruit Ninja, you want me to actually fucking DO something useful?"
  20. @PaTitsky nite nite lovely lady! Sweet dreams =)