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TheSaturnyne

@Bex272 @debt_collector @presents4sally so you saaaaayyyyyyyy.... *doubty face* 8 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Bex272
@Bex272 @debt_collector @presents4sally why does it always seem that Bex is saying utterly filthy innuendo's? =O =) Or is it just my mind?! about 9 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Bex272
@AlphaBelle "couples porn"? Does that mean you like your erotica to be more "racy"? Threesomes porn? Orgy porn? Asking for a friend... =) about 10 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to AlphaBelle
@SpunkyMuffin only if it can wield nunchak's! about 18 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to SpunkyMuffin
@SpunkyMuffin and THEN buy big houses in the Bahamas. And have Butlers! Butlers with Katanas and good manners! 8:00 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to SpunkyMuffin
@SurplusApathy no. More like the gas chambers and concentration camps. I'M the Hitler to them *cries* 7:58 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to SurplusApathy
@SpunkyMuffin I'm sure Jesus would be totally up for it. We should bring a katana for him too. 7:55 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to SpunkyMuffin
@SpunkyMuffin and shovels! We gotta have shovels and then Jesus to do the rezzing thing. Then BLAMMO!- we kill him again! With sweet katanas 7:52 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to SpunkyMuffin
@SpunkyMuffin Great! I can't wait to Kill Bill! He will thank us for it one day! 7:47 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to SpunkyMuffin
@nameonmybum What? Again??!? But I... 7:45 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to nameonmybum
@SurplusApathy they don't want me to bring the vacuum into the bedroom ever again. 7:44 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to SurplusApathy
@SpunkyMuffin indubitably! Someone is bound to be grateful at our noble and selfless acts of heroism. We will be rolling in it! 7:39 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to SpunkyMuffin
@SurplusApathy already did that. They revolted and annexed my bedroom. Won't let me back in until I accede to their revolutionary demands! 7:35 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to SurplusApathy
@SpunkyMuffin first, we kill Bill Gates! Like in that film! Then we Raid apple hq! Like in that new film! Then we upload our psyches! 7:28 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to SpunkyMuffin
@epically_odd well if you start calling yourself ONE thing, people will always associate you with that and then you're TRAPPED! =O 7:17 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to epically_odd
@AlphaBelle I just tried that. I think I need to work out more. Or get implants so I can join in. Or borrow some. Boobs, that is. 7:15 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to AlphaBelle
@epically_odd I think names are a dangerous thing =) 7:13 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to epically_odd
@SpunkyMuffin "Siri?" "..." "Siri!?!?" "..." SIRI!!!" "I ain't talking to you, bitch. You just want me to tell jokes for your friends" 7:10 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to SpunkyMuffin
@SpunkyMuffin "Siri?" "oh now you've stopped playing mother-fucking Fruit Ninja, you want me to actually fucking DO something useful?" 7:07 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to SpunkyMuffin
@PaTitsky nite nite lovely lady! Sweet dreams =) 7:03 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to PaTitsky

Name Opal Luna Saturnyne
Location Harle Syke
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Bio The Universe would be well rid. Why i'd have a go at him myself if he'd only not mime through the blasted attempt The Saturnyne comes and goes as he pleases.