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TheSamuelSmith
My sole aim in life is to create a broadcast format where conservative politicians read @AndrewWK's tweets while foxes nibble their toes.2:55 PM May 31stvia Twitter for iPhone
Just tried writing a message to my sister with the word 'interesting' and autocorrect changed it to 'inbred ting'. My phone knows me well.1:04 PM May 29thvia Twitter for iPhone
GusTheFoxSat in a paddling pool. Growling at a little lad. He's in tears. The adults are all screaming. I think an old lady just called me a prick.4:15 AM May 27thvia webRetweeted by TheSamuelSmith and 632 others
I'm in a war of attrition / team collaboration with my housemate over how long we can last without buying toilet paper. One month in.7:20 AM May 25thvia Twitter for iPhone
Google, you really have surpassed yourself with today's homepage efforts. Our office is a smogasbord of modulation right now.2:29 AM May 23rdvia Twitter for Mac
Summer: a time when I increasingly have to force myself to not shout "Scrubbers!" out the window at passing scrubbers.8:00 AM May 22ndvia Twitter for iPhone